Funny I'm not....

[Jonno]

I'm not saying she's dirty. But she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun.

Seen more Bellends than weekends.

Got a face like a painters radio. 🤣

[Jonno]

I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore. But pretty sure she's been pounded more than an alarm clock on a Monday morning. 

 

I'm not saying you're crazy. But you are one buckle shy of a straight jacket.

[Jonno]

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

 

I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied. But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass.

[Jonno]

I'm not saying you're easy. But when I look up something do in your town it gives me your address. 

 

I'm not saying you're a slut. Just saying everytime you eat a hotdog you put a hand behind your head.