Jonno Posted February 25 Author Share Posted February 25 I'm not saying she's dirty. But she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun. Seen more Bellends than weekends. Got a face like a painters radio. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted February 26 Author Share Posted February 26 I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore. But pretty sure she's been pounded more than an alarm clock on a Monday morning. I'm not saying you're crazy. But you are one buckle shy of a straight jacket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted March 3 Author Share Posted March 3 I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. I'm not saying I leave my wife sexually satisfied. But my neighbour just asked me to turn down the bass. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 I'm not saying you're easy. But when I look up something do in your town it gives me your address. I'm not saying you're a slut. Just saying everytime you eat a hotdog you put a hand behind your head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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