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Posted
Just now, Tabman said:

I missed this. Who is soft lips? 

She was telling The Rack (or another girl) on the phone that 'this guy with soft lips' was coming on to her in a bar the other night when she went on the town. His name was apparently Dennis.

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Posted
48 minutes ago, chogdad said:

This girl doesn't need a diary for all her nights, she needs a fucking filing cabinet....

I have one that she can have. She just needs to come to my house and dig it out of the garage. Fucking Hell!! I'll toss in a fridge with the deal as well 🤣🤣🤣

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Posted
Just now, Captain Kangaroo said:

I have one that she can have. She just needs to come to my house and dig it out of the garage. Fucking Hell!! I'll toss in a fridge with the deal as well 🤣🤣🤣

If the fridge is fully stocked with booze, she'll pay the airfare.....🤣

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

None of that cheap ass 2$ Vodka!!! We want to see you hit the good 5$ a bottle shit!!! 😁

Sounds like a dream. A bottle of vodka in my country is like 30-60 depending on size and brand. A beer in the store is like 4$. Leech would go bankrupt in a day. 

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Posted
Just now, chogdad said:

If the fridge is fully stocked with booze, she'll pay the airfare.....🤣

She'll have to come into the house to collect the booze 😏I can't guarantee that she won't gain some NEW Experiences whilst inside 😁There is a New Bottle of Fireball and Jack Fire in the kitchen fridge just a Chillen Out 🤣

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Tabman said:

Sounds like a dream. A bottle of vodka in my country is like 30-60 depending on size and brand. A beer in the store is like 4$. Leech would go bankrupt in a day. 

Good stuff here is 20-100$ a bottle where I live

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Tabman said:

Sounds like a dream. A bottle of vodka in my country is like 30-60 depending on size and brand. A beer in the store is like 4$. Leech would go bankrupt in a day. 

A case of American domestic beers is 20-25$ these days

A 12 pack of Euro beers is about 20$. Most Euro beers in the states aren't even Euro. They're made here by that gay ass woke company that No One buys from any more

Posted
29 minutes ago, chogdad said:

She was telling The Rack (or another girl) on the phone that 'this guy with soft lips' was coming on to her in a bar the other night when she went on the town. His name was apparently Dennis.

This just occurred to me, can she feel things with her inflated lips? 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Maxbell said:

This just occurred to me, can she feel things with her inflated lips? 

Well, they have had a lot of use lately, i don't know whether they lose sensation or if....

....Oh, you mean her mouth.

 

Cough.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Captain Kangaroo said:

You can get the cheap shit Popov or Skol for like 5$. Fine for making jello shots with 🤣

Skol! I didn't know they still made that. The only thing worse than Skol, is lukewarm Skol.

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