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il y a 4 minutes, Brit Guy a dit :

I have to admit I make my bed every day ...I can't be sealing with an unmade bed. 

Yeah, Marilyn really got to make her own bed. What if she came across some of Marilyn's juices stains on the sheets, yuck!

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4 minutes ago, MrTickler said:

Yeah, Marilyn really got to make her own bed. What if she came across some of Marilyn's juices stains on the sheets, yuck!

A bigger yuck when Ellaya caught an STI. I'd keep her the fuck away from my bed no matter what and how long after she had the STI. 

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il y a 8 minutes, Brit Guy a dit :

A bigger yuck when Ellaya caught an STI. I'd keep her the fuck away from my bed no matter what and how long after she had the STI. 

I'd scrub every inch of my room with bleach and throw all my sheets in a fucking furnace, even if she got rid it by then   

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il y a 35 minutes, Captain Kangaroo a dit :

Happy Episode 5 GIF by The Simpsons

Masshole and Ellaya would have to re-populate the world. Billions of Massholes, billions of Ellayas - it would be a fucking STIs free-for-all  

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18 minutes ago, Xarvaz said:

Lol, I thought I was bad but you guys beat me :biggrin:

It’s a contest to see who can come out with the vilest filth... if that’s what amuses them...

I’d forgotten that for some people, the forum is an outlet to compensate for what they can’t do or say in real life... 🤣

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