Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville

[Nick]

Curtis & Leroy saw an 
ad in the Starkville, MS Daily and bought a mule for 
$100.

The farmer agreed to 
deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the 
farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, 
the mule died last night."

Curtis & Leroy 
replied, Well, then just give us our money 
back."

The farmer said, "Can't do 
that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just 
bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in 
the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

  Curtis said, "We gonna 
raffle him off."

  The farmer said, "You 
can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We 
sure can! Heck, we don't hafta 
tell nobody he's dead!"

 

A couple of weeks later, 
the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly 
grocery store and asked.

  "What'd you fellers ever 
do with that dead mule?"

  They said, "We raffled him 
off like we said we wuz gonna do."

  Leroy said, "Shucks, we 
sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of 
$998."

The farmer said, "My Lord, 
didn't anyone complain?"

 

Curtis said, "Well, the 
feller who won got upset.. So we gave him his two dollars 
back."

Curtis and Leroy now work 
for the government.

They're overseeing the 
Medicare and Social 
SecurityPrograms.

 

  Limit all U.S. politicians 
to two Terms.

One in office 
and one 
in prison