Dear Abby,

[Nick]

"DEAR ABBY" ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUERIES:

 

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two
women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave
their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

 

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my
VCR?

 

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure if the baby
I'm carrying is his.

 

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for
two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

 

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, but when confronted
with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen
again.

 

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is learning judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a
good Christian home turn against his own?

 

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

 

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every
week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

 

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one
night he came home sober.

 

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental
pause.

 

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him
to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?

 

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