Slender Man

"The dirty minded" never! LOL

Definitely walking football/soccer. Can't see much running carrying them bad boys. LOL

Just need to cut the hole. LOL

By the sound of it they are just as bad. LOL

Maybe just waiting for the right moment. Still young and enjoy being just you two (occasionally 3 if your lucky😀) Good things come to whose who wait, but better things come to those who are patient. LOL

True. Bag over the head helps also. Like her friends, too arrogant for my liking.

Being single is not the problem. She's just boring and thinks wondering around nude for part of the day is enough. Days are numbered.

One of the worst for it. Face like that, shouldn't be getting that close anyway. LOL

Shane the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour she wanted in each room. They went into the first room and she said, "I want this room to be painted light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he went back into the house, she said the next room was to be bright red. The builder once again went to the front door and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" When he came back, the woman said, "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell, " green side up - what is that for?". The builder replies, "Don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."

Lucky if it lasts a month, certainly won't last 2.

No problem. 👍