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Alexandria

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  1. Not that long. Been on longer shopping trips 😊
  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? The love of your life! Liar, you know chocolate can't speak.
  3. Two secrets to keep your marriage happy. 1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you are right, shut up. lol
  4. I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
  5. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
  6. There was a young woman called Sally, Who loved an occasional dally. She sat on the lap, of a well endowed chap, And said, "You're right up my alley".
  7. Hello Slender. How are you? Still alive? 😂

    1. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      Yep. Still alive and kicking. LOL 

  8. Sounds amazing Ashley. Hope you are doing well. 🙂
  9. There once was an artist named Saint. Who swallowed some samples of Paint. All shades of the spectrum. Flowed out of his rectum. With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣
  10. There was an old man from Sprocket. Who went up to space in a Rocket. The Rocket went bang. His gonads went clang. And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪
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