Alexandria
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Knock, knock. Who's there? The love of your life! Liar, you know chocolate can't speak.
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Two secrets to keep your marriage happy. 1. Whenever you are wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you are right, shut up. lol
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I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
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Aw so adorable.
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There was a young woman called Sally, Who loved an occasional dally. She sat on the lap, of a well endowed chap, And said, "You're right up my alley".
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Hello Slender. How are you? Still alive? 😂
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Harley, Zabava (2024) #2
Alexandria replied to Noldus's topic in Harley, Zabava (04/12/23 - 10/24/24)
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There once was an artist named Saint. Who swallowed some samples of Paint. All shades of the spectrum. Flowed out of his rectum. With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣
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There was an old man from Sprocket. Who went up to space in a Rocket. The Rocket went bang. His gonads went clang. And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪
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My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work.... I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever. 😋
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A 50 year old man asked the trainer in the Gym. "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?" The trainer replied. "Outside the Gym, there is a ATM. Try that." 😂
