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  1. Jonno
    Too much drinking and long lasting fucking. 🤣
  2. Jonno
    No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?" Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day.
  3. Jonno
    Hide n Cover found her way back. 😁
  4. Jonno
    More stuff for her to wear out. 🤣
  5. Jonno
    Smile and happiness when that little fucker went was priceless. 😂 And no. Not going anywhere for the smart cxxxs. Just have to Deal with it. 💋
  6. Jonno
    She would enjoy it too 😁
  7. Jonno
    Come on Pam. Underwear off.
  8. Jonno
    Pam laying on bed. Where is the current RLC hide n cover champion 🤔
  9. Jonno
    Linda there. Was relaxing in her corner. Now on bed. Jugs out.
  10. Jonno
    Eris more stuff delivered. Pays to play. 🤣
  11. Jonno
    Both know how to play the game. Even just sitting around, the little teases etc.
  12. Jonno
    That's a certainty. And put anyone seeing it off/throwing up their Christmas dinner, depending on the time. 🤮
  13. Jonno
    I tried being polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!". Fucking bitch. Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause you are annoying and won't shut the fuck up.
  14. Jonno
    A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one. My wife asked me, "What are the chances I will get accepted into a convent if I lose weight?" I said, "Slim to nun".
  15. Jonno
    The new iPhone has facial recognition. Some of you ladies are gonna be locked out after you wash your face off. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
  16. Jonno
    God help her if he wears something like that. 🤣
  17. Jonno
    Linda out. Tibore wrapping socks and table tennis bats.
  18. Jonno
    RLC to wake up.
  19. Jonno

    Fails #1

    Jonno replied to Jonno's topic in Comedy & Adult Humor

  20. Jonno
    Linda up early.
  21. Jonno
    Chilli Con Carne.
  22. Jonno
    🤣
  23. Jonno
    Don't see that view very often.
  24. Jonno
    That would also do the job 🤣
  25. Jonno
    Always tomorrow 😁
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