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Jonno

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  1. The old timers will fall asleep before they get going. 🤣
  2. More chance of The Italian Stallion sucking Daytona. 🤣 Fucking hell. What a horrible image. 🤣
  3. Always going to fail. 🤣
  4. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication. You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
  5. Tonya looking happy enough. All can relax. 🤣
  6. Both know how to milk a situation. That's for sure. 🤣
  7. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
  8. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Top 3 situations that require witnesses. 1) Crimes. 2) Accidents. 3) Marriages. Need I say more? Any married man should forget his mistakes. No use in two people remembering the same thing.
  9. Adam's girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of his motorbike. He just rode on. Ruthless. Scooters and fat girls are both fun to ride. Until your friends see you.
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