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  1. Jonno
    Little over dramatic and playing up to the cameras don't you think.
  2. Jonno
    The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by end of the week. A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason.... details are sketchy.
  3. Jonno
    But his stupidity as well. Know your limits.
  4. Jonno
    Aziza taking a break from the madness.
  5. Jonno
    That's pretty good from RLC. Normally just before they get back. 🤣
  6. Jonno
    So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response. The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds.
  7. Jonno
    I'm not saying she's dirty. But she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun. Seen more Bellends than weekends. Got a face like a painters radio. 🤣
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  10. Jonno
    On phone to dickhead again.
  11. Jonno
    That must have been quick. 🤣 1-0 Liverpool this time.
  12. Jonno
    Getting Mr. Pink ready. Pinky out and insterted.
  13. Jonno
    I'm not saying she's easy. But she's been laid on more kitchen floors than lino. I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat. But when she hung out her panties to dry. We lost an hour of daylight. I'm not saying my friends mum is fat. But I swerved to miss her and ran out of fuel.
  14. Jonno
    Could well be. That would have been
  15. Jonno
    I'm not saying she's ugly. But would rather pleasure myself with a cheese grater. I'm not saying she's ugly. But if I had to list the top 5 ugliest people. She'd be 1-3.
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    She's got that in her. Just hopefully not as obvious. Got Leora for that. 🤣
  18. Jonno
    Tonya dancing in the hall. She feeling OK. 🤣
  19. Jonno
    Nice pussy Brooke. Showing potential.
  20. Jonno
    As long as they don't do it in sight RLC won't give a fuck. Some of the so-called best moments were probably drug fuelled. No matter what you anti drugs think.
  21. Jonno
    They garage walls have seen some entertaining stuff I'm sure. Lucky them.
  22. Jonno
    30 is fuck all. People are starting families older these days. Looks no where near that age.
  23. Jonno
    I'm sure Elli will be gutted. 🤣
  24. Jonno
    Exactly. And she's supposedly ready to take on a threesome. 🤣
  25. Jonno
    Was that farse next door.
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