A woman goes to the gynecologist, and upon examination the doctor says, "why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygienic?"
The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week."
Don't have a wife... Not that stupid. 🤣. Girlfriend on the other hand is always "well" ridden. Very few get that. 😂
Draw a picture for anyone confused. 🤡
Went to casualty yesterday and said to the nurse, "I've been stung by a wasp, have you got anything for it?"
"Whereabouts is it?", she asked.
I said, "I Don't know, could be miles away by now."