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Dylan's eyes though. that is an intense gaze. He's near done the splits sitting on that kitchen chair just now. That's interesting. I've made a note. 📝 😀 

Already starting to build up again. She couldn't even be arsed to put the cleaning things away so they'll get lost under all the detritus. I'm not coming in this forum again. It's just too upsetting. I feel dirty just talking about it. And not the fun kind of dirty either.

That would leave Polina with Freddy. A thought too grisly to behold. Harley was shooting Polina some proper disparaging looks before. I think it's the wig. It does look like things crawl in it. They probably don't, it just looks that way. a bit ropey as they say. Polina's voice is a little bit monotone too. I don't have the sound on. Best not to.

The couch is taking a battering. not very sturdy construction. Cheap looking. tsk.
oh, is he done? Bloody hell, when i was that age i'd go for three hours a time. bloody lightweight.

There's been other apartments that managed that way. bring in saucy guests and do tap all themselves. 

Hazel turned up. yay. 😶

she reminds me of Ruby. Same energy and similar looks. I'm not keen. Though i'm sure i'm in a minority there.

That RGB light strobe globe thing is annoying. There must be a better place for it where it doesn't dazzle the cameras.  It's also a little redundant if the lads are just sitting around. It's like arriving too early to the nightclub and all the lights are going but there's nobody on the dancefloor. Though Connor keeps trying. He's very supple and bendy. Interesting. I've made a note. 📝
Dylan looking fine in his joggers that actually fit. Getting a Cadbury 'Milk Tray man' vibe from his outfit. 

Oh it's an S&M party. Sorry, I mean H&F.  😏 Alex is there too. What fun.

looks like he's expecting company? Nice red pants. I approve. Looks hot.
 

Kept you busy though. 

I don't care. It's not all about sex for me. I get just as much enjoyment out of watching people just be people. Catching the flicker of a telling expression pass across their face, the emotional leakage of body language. It's all fascinating. Sexual activity is a bonus. The anticipation is the lure. Otherwise it's no better than a cheap peepshow in the red light district of a run-down town. 

I'm not keen on Donovan. Just something about him that seems off. Anyway, my boy Dylan is visiting K&B so I'm happy. 😊 I'm even warming to Connor. 

2 hours ago, Robwin said:

Been there, done that and worn the t-shirt 

After a while it sinks it that you are only watching the same crap day in day out, ok the faces may vary but buggerall else. 

I'm an habitual voyeur of what is known as 'porklife'.  😏

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I suggest that you switch to Charly & Dora place.

Hey, even I don't go near that gaff. Or Nikki and Poppy's place. 

He's got a bug problem. third time this week he's been in the kitchen searching for them. he needs to get rid of whatever the vegetation in a jug on the kitchen table is. Likely the eggs are on that and getting rid will halt the breeding. Otherwise he'll drive himself nuts chasing midges. Fly paper strips should catch any left after getting rid of the plant. or a jar with a screw top lid and sugar water inside with a small hole punched through the lid. drown the flies. Cheaper than fly paper or nasty chemical sprays. Better for the environment. ♻️
Christ I'm bored. Watching this shit at 3am. What has my life come to?  😆

Look at him there, building his matchstick model house. A man after my own heart. I'm a modelmaker myself. We're perfectly matched. lol. It's nice to see him relaxing with a constructive pursuit. Warms the cockles of my heart to watch him. Master of the glue gun. 😊

'Naked girl painting' is a favourite VHTV and RLC trope.  It brings in the viewers. If she also happened to be sucking on an ice pop and drizzling honey on her breasts then I guess it would be the perfect masturbatory fantasy made real. 😆

Кого ты спрашиваешь, Кен?

Ах, хорошо знать. Спасибо, Кен. 😀👍

Когда Дилан приедет в следующий раз? 🙂 

Oh it's a cat. I thought it was a strange abstract human form. Makes total sense now. Very good. 😆👍

Probably snuffling around in the undergrowth. 

Perhaps a Fleshlight masturbator would be more his thing. Or he needs to sweet talk someone into giving him the back door key.

Well I noticed that Ken got a haircut even if nobody else did. (Much smarter). 👍

Okay I've done a positive.

There was a distinct lack of Dylan this weekend. This is not good. Please do better, K&B. 😜

That's my negative.

I like what you did with the fairy lights in the living room. 👍

There's my second positive for the sandwich. Okay. Done now. You guys can return to your point scoring row. 😀 Just for the record, i don't think there's a comparison with Barbie and the other girls. Barbie is a different class of girl. Whole different energy, look and physique. It's like comparing apples and pomegranates. Or steak and Tofu burgers. Just doesn't compute.

People, give it up for rrrrrrrreigning champion
🍆🌟🍷 Millicent 'Milly' Millycock! 🍷🌟🍆


Woo! 🍺 🥳

I'll bow to superior knowledge then. It wasn't a glass top table was it? Recall Nelly and Bogdan's on RLC breaking after sexy exploits. Daft muppets. 😄 
Scanny = Scania truck. I get it. 😁