Aubrey

You've lost it mate. It happened in 2007, so what? Yeah, so what. People are not claiming asylum because of the bombing of their countries as well as the failure of puppet governments set up by the West??? Full retard has been achieved many times on this forum Linked by this individual and the usual suspects, not seen you get there though, be my guest. I think we can just leave that there, you got nothing at all Ozi. I'm off to get ready to go to Berlin now, I must remember to bring my Koran so i can fit in with German culture eh?

Whatever it is that's breaking up whatever we have here then I sincerely wish you success (so long as no ethnic minorities are hurt).

The stats are still the stats, did you not read the bit about the stopping of levelling their countries to stem the flow? You did but it didn't register as it doesn't support what you've been conditioned to think. It's safe to say that you have shown yourself to be a moron in this debate, that you need to go onto a website to find a novel way to insult me in my own dialect shows the level of your English skills. Your Affectionately, T. Osser

Wrong again. David Coleman has been held to account by his own students at Oxford for his extemist views. He is the founder of anti-immigration group Migration Watch, and a member of the Galton Institue, that advocates Eugenics (in a very similar manner to the Nazi model). Right wing fascist groups like the BNP loved his papers as his figures gave them more grist for their pernicious mill of division. I notice that you too love his figures, but that connection is very clear. You are so shortsighted it's not funny. Where do immigrants come from and how could we stop them wanting to come here? By stopping bombing them out of home and livelihood for a start. We have immigration because we have made it such that people can no longer live in their countries any more. This guy's figures show that if we carry on ruining people's countries then they will continue to come to ours, yet fucks like you want to carry on doing this. You really don't know your arse from your elbow and use as your authority a guy whose own students turned against him and who supports the enforcement of selective breeding programs. Poor, very poor indeed. Next... p.s. You keep supposing to lecture me on what is going on in Europe and my own country (from the other side of the world) in the hope that I don't know the truth, this is not working for you but please, do carry on.

Yes it was Woody, of course there's no proof now. Hang your head in shame man. You don't even have the courage of your twisted convictions. Hypocrite and liar? That's the funniest thing on this jokes thread.

The Platters were a great vocal group, thanks for that Woodster. I can just imagine this song playing as the camera pulls back to show you screaming in the rain at a world you're not equipped to comprehend.

You posted a video here about 12 hours ago Woody but took it down straight away. Did you decide that it was a bit too racist, even for you? I couldn't see what the actual video was as my phone doesn't play flash videos, yet still, I thought that was a bit hypocritical, you know,in the way you always accuse me of being that but I've quite rightly seen that you are projecting your insecurities on to me? So I smelt a rat and went back through your post history to find that you've deleted all of your posts advocating racially motivated hate crime that you posted before. You remember there was the one about happily killing niggers, coon was a favourite epithet of yours too - basically you wrote again and again that you are a huge advocate of gun crime to kill black people (and liberals of course). But you've deleted them Woody. Hypocrite, me? "Mate you're projecting your insecurities onto me as your last mess of a post makes very clear. It's plain that everything you write is how you feel about yourself, talk to a professional Woody because I don't give a shit about you mate, this isn't a place to get help buddy." What was the video Woody? C'mon make me laugh, it doesn't take much to "goad" you into showing your true colours does it?

I'll be your manager tho, how about that. How well do you make coffee? The UN spends billions on everything, they do some wonderful work with UNICEF however when it comes to matters of security and economy it is powerless, as the chief war makers are Britain, France, the USA and Russia, as has been seen time and again. 4 of the 5 veto nations. Why are these the chief war makers? You should know this, why don't you tell me - we might not be reading from the same page but I think we're in the same library.

WTF indeed mate. That Merkel says some ethnic minorities have not integrated well is an issue that she and the German government are tackling - in this limited speech that you are insisting on arguing over she even highlights one of the methods, which is education. That is a long way from your imagined hordes of Immortals breaking down the doors of the Reichstag and poor German people fighting for their way of life. This hasn't gone well for you either so tee up your next soundbite or fascist media spin job and I'll shoot that one down too. The fact is you're a tool, an unpaid and unrecognised mouthpiece for a system that doesn't work. That system needs continual war to keep the people who own that system rich and in power. They need support of blinkered people like yourself to back them or they'll run the risk revolution in their own power base. They use the media to do this, you are controlled. There is a better way, I'm not going to tell you what that is, find out for yourself. You won't find it on a website about consenting voyeurism.

I love how the person that's standing up for decency is called a troll. Now that is funny. "Go away Aubrey and leave us alone so we can be racist in peace on a site about voyeurism. Please?"

The focus of the single sentence you picked out is what you want it to be. When taken with the wider report of her speech the truth is self-evident. Funnily enough, I'm going to Berlin for a stag-do weekend tomorrow. I'll keep a running count on the number of burqas being worn by Causcasian German women and the number of mosques. I'll listen out for the regular call to prayers and I'll look for any signs that Islam is ripping apart German society. You know nothing but what you want to believe Ozi - especially about Germany, the thought that strong German society and their way of life could ever be seriously put under threat from outside influences is laughable. Germany leads the world in many social initiatives, putting real power in the hands of the ordinary people and workers. For example the relations between their trade unions and industry are pretty much perfect. For another example they have just made university level education free for everyone. It is one of the fairest and most tolerant and because of that most successful nations and economies in the world. You live very far away from Europe and your sources just serve your confirmation bias that the world is against you. I'd stick to giving us reports from your part of the planet if I were you. I hear Holden has shut down or is thinking about shutting down right? That'll be because of the Muslims too yeah? Please don't tell me anything about Holden, I'm not interested.

It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that you like it Squirrel. Don't hold your breath, this is yet another racist thread in which you and your Old Boys air your hatred of ethnic minorities but this time you're trying to make it more acceptable by calling them politically incorrect jokes. Oh and fuck you too amigo.

There's yet to be anything remotely funny posted here, original or not.

The website I've just given you, which was pretty much near the top of the exact search phrase for your "joke" has got loads of the same shit on it. I expect you all to copy and paste as many as you can or none of you are the sad fucks I think you are. C'mon Old Boys, carry on living down to my expectations.

You can't even make up your own racist and offensive "jokes" Squirrel http://www.offensive-jokes.com/joke739-Ethnic-Minorities-in-the-UK.html

"Mate you're projecting your insecurities onto me as your last mess of a post makes very clear. It's plain that everything you write is how you feel about yourself, talk to a professional Woody because I don't give a shit about you mate, this isn't a place to get help buddy."

Let's assume Woody that when you make posts calling my mental abilities into question against yours I will keep on reposting the above. As I said, it's not a fair fight and I have no desire to keep on at you.

"Mate you're projecting your insecurities onto me as your last mess of a post makes very clear. It's plain that everything you write is how you feel about yourself, talk to a professional Woody because I don't give a shit about you mate, this isn't a place to get help buddy."

"Mate you're projecting your insecurities onto me as your last mess of a post makes very clear. It's plain that everything you write is how you feel about yourself, talk to a professional Woody because I don't give a shit about you mate, this isn't a place to get help buddy."

The full translated quote: http://www.unaoc.org/ibis/2010/11/01/merkel-on-mosques-in-germany/ Chancellor Angela Merkel pointed out in an interview with the “Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung” that integration was an important task for German people facing immigration. Germans need to accept that immigration is changing the character of the country. Indeed, “mosques will be a more prominent part of [the] urban landscape than before.” Merkel reminded that the German constitution guarantees freedom of religion. Respect and tolerance can only be guaranteed if laws and all articles of the constitution are respected. The University of Osnabrueck has launched a program that goes in this direction: training Muslim spiritual leaders to help Muslim communities to integrate. It's quite easy to pick bits out of translated reports then add a bit of guff in the way you do Ozi that I'm sure gets people like Woody hard but she is in fact saying that Muslim people are required to follow the laws of Germany if they wish to be tolerated. I love the fact that you have to explain to your cretins who Angela Merkel is and you feel the need to explain that the title of Chancellor means that she performs a similar function to Prime Ministers in our respective countries. That's what I'm talking about right there, fucking beautiful, thanks.

"Is there a mouse in the well George, huh George, is there? Lemme find it George, I'll love it so much George."

In actual words, what I wrote.

Time: It would take fucking ages just to write, and the same amount of time to check I've got all my facts straight before opening it up to the likes of you to rip apart. Inclination: A group of people who advocate juicing West African Ebola victims into some kind of aerosol and then spraying that across the Middle East are not going to dispassionately consider anything that could potentially mean less brown people being dying. Location: As I've repeatedly said this is a forum about consenting voyeurism, I'm not going to put in that kind of effort for an audience of 5 - ok an audience of 2 (probably 1) discounting the various alts :D That you old boys use this for something else is a source of amusement for me and my comments are not designed to make you laugh, they are me laughing at you. I'm not looking for respect from people who seriously consider ebola as a weapon against intolerance (and all the rest that you people have posted over the months), they are disrespecting your Draconian world view. You have the right to your extremist views, I find them as distasteful as Islamic fundamentalism so I'm exercising my right to sending you up on them. If this was a forum called www.IHateTheDarkiesDon'tJoinIFYouDon'tThinkWeSHouldKillThemAll.com then things would no doubt be different and I'm sure that both of our rights to free speech would be severely curtailed.

Yep I do. An alternative course of action that if followed will result in less deaths and the end of Islamic extremism. Don't hold your breath for it tho, this really isn't the place to share it, is it?

Mate you're projecting your insecurities onto me as your last mess of a post makes very clear. It's plain that everything you write is how you feel about yourself, talk to a professional Woody because I don't give a shit about you mate, this isn't a place to get help buddy.