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KarenKraft

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  1. The other side of that coin, of course, is this: http://embed.heavy-r.com/embed/167125/167125/
  2. Small correction: If they buy coffee at that green and white joint, they spend about six times the monthly fee there that they would spend paying for RLC. Particularly if they like to think of themselves as Venti (very large). They wish!
  3. Sounds like school's out of session until next Monday.
  4. I think it's adorable that they went out and got matchy-matchy hairdos.
  5. God Bless Obama! I am 100% delighted with his Executive Actions! This is a stroke of genius. Why? Well, because in late January 2017, there will be a Republican president and a Republican House of Representatives and a Republican United States Senate. Then, our new President (a pro-American President for a change), can use Obama's precedent to enact some long overdue necessities (all in the interest of fairness, of course) -- merely with the stroke of his pen: 1. No person born of a mother who is unlawfully present in the United States at the time of his or her birth shall be a Citizen of the United States unless he or she applies for and is granted citizenship through the normal naturalization process. Further, no person who can be shown to have entered the United States unlawfully or who has unlawfully remained in the United States beyond his or her visa permit shall be eligible for permanent residency or citizenship for a period of 25 years, except through my new, expanded guest worker program. 2. The members of the Supreme Court of the United States are overworked. Therefore, their number shall be increased to 13; I have appointed four new Justices to fill the new vacancies. I expect the Senate to approve my appointments by voice vote this week. 3. All federal lands outside our Parks system shall be available for energy production once they have received environmental clearance from my new Department of Energy Development. In all cases, the approval process shall take no more than 180 days. 4. No environmental restriction or regulation shall be promulgated to be effective for a period longer than two years, and shall not become law unless it is approved by 2/3 of both houses of the Congress of the United States. The sunset provision of this Executive Order shall be retroactive to all existing EPA rules, regulations, provisions, forms, and enforcement procedures. 5. The United States shall no longer grant visas for tourism, education, or business to citizens of Islamic nations unless said applicants has the sponsorship of a Member of Congress representing the intended visit or intended domicile of the applicant in the United States. 6. I am sending a proposed bill to Congress for an amendment to our Constitution repealing the Sixteenth Amendment (1913) abolishing the progressive income tax, and replacing it with authorization for a national sales tax on all non-exempt goods and services. Congress will have the authority to prorate the amount of the tax among the Several States, set the gross percentage of the tax, and provide funds to states who elect to reduce their own domestic sales tax proportionally. Changes to the tax must come from the House of Representative and must be passed by 2/3 of the Members. I request that the proposed amendment be ready for presentation to the Several States for ratification within one year. 7. Any foreign national who commits an act of terror (I will define that term from time to time) in the United States, or upon its citizens or residents, or upon those persons subject to the laws of the United States anywhere in the world shall, when apprehended, be transferred to a location outside the United States where they will be tried by military tribunal. This new Executive Order applies to all persons who are not diplomats of a recognized foreign nation or to uniformed military personnel employed by a recognized foreign nation. Offshore detainees shall be permitted legal review of their cases every ten years. 8. Domestic terrorists (defined elsewhere) shall not be considered criminals but shall be transported in the same manner as provided in EO 7 above. ---- Without Obama setting such a convenient precedent, it would be unseemly for our new (read: real) Commander-in-Chief to take such fast and efficient enactments.
  6. Estoy de acuerdo. Me gustan los inquilinos, pero no el apartamento; y no el perrito nuevo. Y para mí, el nuevo perro se aparece algo a la criada usaría para limpiar los muebles. Podría estar equivocado. ---- I agree . I like the tenants, but not the apartment; and not the new puppy. And for me, the new dog looks like something the maid would use to clean the furniture. I might be wrong.
  7. Hearing of Obama's sudden compassion for those poor poor undocumented taxpayers (in California, they have swollen the welfare rolls), I am reminded of this quote: "A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker and chopped liver, he says 'Canapes,' I say, 'Can o' peas my ass:! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver.'"
  8. They call that The Ferguson Flashlight? :D
  9. If Obama was the U.S. President in 1945, when they discovered the concentration camps where the Nazis murdered six million Jews, he would have said, "Too many people have died, on both sides in this war. I call on the Jews and the Nazis to show restraint and work together for peace. Both sides must take responsibility for these tragic events." Obama is the anti-American, pro-terrorist, self-appointed king of the country. If he makes legislation tomorrow night granting what is tantamount to illegal amnesty to five million illegal aliens, Senator Mitch McConnel should see to it that, other than military and national security appointments, not a single nominee to any post in the U.S. will be confirmed in the Senate. It's called checks and balances, asshole.
  10. The entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in some quarters. I support Natalie. She is a sweetheart and an amazing talent.
  11. http://youtu.be/YYGvFvvzlBI
  12. No he masturbated and shot a load on her top that's why she took it off. He got his that's all that mattered. >:( Hahaha. Yeah, plus, as part of the warm up (some of us like the warm-up part a great deal), he played with the dog's ear, picked his nose and generally broadcast the contents (repeatedly) her direction, then drove his hand right into her crotch. For this, he got his first whining "Nyyy-et!" He approaches her like a landlord trying to collect overdue rent from a cute but recalcitrant tenant.
  13. Two queers are on the beach, one says to the other, "Shall I put the umbrella up?" The other one replies, "yes but please don't open it!"
  14. But for the fools, this was never about the planet. It was about controlling the means of production. That has always been their goal: anarchism, labor strikes, latter-day EPA soirees, mandatory healthcare, global warming. They didn't care about government per se, the working man per se, the environment per se, nor people's health and well being. It is and always has been about taking control. Take control of the means of production, rape domestic industry, reduce jobs, create dependency on government, put everybody on some form of gimmy-gimmy, and they will worship at their masters' puffy, sandaled feet. I loved the tape of the school teacher telling her elementary school kids, "When it's a really hot day, that's because of Global Warming -- can YOU say 'global warming'? But when it's a really cold day - that's called Climate Change. Everybody say 'Climate Change.'"
  15. "Obama promised that the US would cut 2005 emissions by 25% before 2025. China on the other hand will keep increasing emissions till 2030, before it levels out and then starts to reduce. Obama's promise is not binding anyway because the Republicans will block it as they are pissed off that China will continue increasing its emissions for 16 years, till 2030, wiping out any so called savings to the planet that the US might achieve." Do the math! It makes perfect sense, right? Oh wait. But you went to regular school, not AFFIRMATIVE ACTION school. Sorry. I guess it doesn't add up if you didn't, you know, go to a school where they didn't just gush over your skin tone. HOPE AND CHANGE HOPE AND CHANGE GloBall Warming is perfect! There is nothing about it that does not make its advocates play with their tiny weenies: There is no limit to what you can steal, once you get everybody anesthetized. Carbon Units are just a start. Soon you will have to pay the Carbones (Carbon Mafiosi types) who will visit small businesses and large homes to exact a sort of tribute/protection fee, based on a combination of how wealthy you are and how unlikely it is that you are properly armed. They will "team" with the water folks who exact a somewhat smaller, but nevertheless omnipresent fee not based on actual usage but on how much "stuff" you have in your yard. All funded by the central government and staffed by SEIU. Now there's a great job -- after you grow tired of working the protection racket, you needn't retire. No, you simply fake some sort of a "work"-related, permanent injury and suck that public teat all the way to the grave (with ratcheted COLA bumps every year). GO GREEN !!!! Send those people through the wood chipper -- it'll keep the lawn and your wallet green.
  16. Good point. But being from the West, I hate wasting water. Why not use the hollow points right away, then use rubber squeegees and water canons to clean up the mess in the street? Is that a good compromise? Hollow points. I can appreciate the logic to an escalation in force, but by the time you get from water to hollows, and you will, there's a serious risk of a policeman getting injured. Not worth the risk. And don't apply the automatic lockout, a good few bursts into the crowd will normally stop them in their tracks. And if it doesn't the increasing pile of bodies acts as a makeshift barricade. Okay. Fair enough. But I was thinking this might be the perfect application for the G2Rammo R.I.P. rounds. To wit.:
  17. Well, no, Maxxie. This was never a proposal. It was something I just dreamed up as a suggestion of something to be considered in the future. But thanks for the comment.
  18. Just to bad our so called leaders do not follow this or any thing else in the constitution. Ooops. I'm sorry, Pepe. This isn't in the Constitution. This is something I just wrote that I think should be in the Constitution. There are only 27 Amendments, so this is just my suggestion for a new one. I should have made that clear. My bad. Yes I am well aware what's in the Constitution, but still most to not follow it. I should have said I agree it should be added. Well said, Pepe. I think we are on the same page here.
  19. Good point. But being from the West, I hate wasting water. Why not use the hollow points right away, then use rubber squeegees and water canons to clean up the mess in the street? Is that a good compromise?
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