Sad, but I guess if you have never had a real friend and spend your life in front of a computer, it's probably hard to comprehend. Spend a bit of time in the military, especially during conflict, then you will understand what mates are all about.
By "spend a bit of time in the military" I'm guessing you mean your weekend paintball sessions with your best "fucking" male friends followed by a circle jerk over a copy of Jane's Defence Weekly with them in the back of your poorly camoflage painted utility vehicle?