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jimbo4

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  1. Yes, but she is not motivated by the money, she does what she does for her own satisfaction not for financial gain. That's what sets her apart from any other girl. She is not a porn star.......far from it, she and Paul are part of a reality project which is following them 24/7, and so naturally covers all aspects of a couples life, and sex is part of everyday life. She would I know be deeply offended if people thought everything she does is money motivated.......she gets no more for sexual activities than she would for non sexual activities.
  2. Just in case you was wondering how my weekend went Pepe....... Goes without saying, that after a rather substantial breakfast, we, that's "The Little One" and my good self, had a stroll through the woods, which are particularly enchanting at this time of the year, Having said that, she wanted us to leave quickly as she could " feel eyes on us ". Not sure who that could have been, but there are quite a lot of feral critters and animal low life that frequent these places sometimes for voyeuristic pleasures. So we went back to her place for the rest of the afternoon, much more intimate. Puuuuuurfect!
  3. Enough you unruly mob, have you no style and finesse about your being, Yes I may be slightly rotund, but that my envious critters is because my beautiful " Little One" feeds me as a king should be fed, Eggs, bacon, tomatoes, toast, and lashings of hot coffee laced with love from her lovely self. She likes me on the large size, better to be big and smell sweet, than be a skinny bag of bones that exudes foul odors from every pour of his wretched carcass. She will not be happy for the way you refer to me.for in her beautiful eyes I am Puuuuuuuuurfect. I must rush back to her now, as she pines for me if I am away too long, and at the mercy of a bunch of ruffians.
  4. Good morning woodland creatures, and mortals.
  5. Good job you're not counting then. Don't wish your life away, it will come soon enough.
  6. Simple solution mate, tell 'em to stick the job up their .
  7. This shows to any doubters out there just why "The Little One" is so special. Poetry in motion I tell you gentlemen, pure poetry in motion. and what a motion.
  8. Just goes to show, he's not all bad after all. If ever a man was misjudged its Putin.
  9. This feline aint going anywhere skunk, At the end of the day it will all come down to natural selection. You should not be too worried about what you and the squirrel can't influence. what you should be worried about is that New Joisey wiseguy. Keep it real.
  10. I think I shall have to keep an eye on you two, but whilst the pair of you are occupied trying to outscore each other, yours truly will will be gaining the advantage with the magnificent one, Puuuuuuuurrfect!!
  11. That's why she won't come round old friend. See us felines never crap where we eat......Always soooo Puuuuuuurfect.
  12. Good morning Beastmaster, how was your weekend?
  13. She reads a great deal of books that refer to Quantum Mechanics, which is a particular subject she is interested in.
  14. She has to keep fit, because when she can't stand the aroma of my good friend Pepe any longer ( around two minutes) she rushes back to my place.
  15. Because he can read words, Words are what people write when they want to express something, and when people get older some of them can read joined up words also, the marvelous thing about words is that they don't self destruct when they have been read. So when someone named Juli wrote on this forum that she was frightened of the dark, all the grown ups then understood why she slept in the living room with the light on. Well that's the end of tonight's bedtime story little fellow, if you behave yourself and play nice with the other kids we might do this again........Toodles!
  16. You have some serious personality issues verging on dangerous. There is a place for creatures like you, but it is not on here.
  17. Jesus!!!! They are all out this weekend. It reminds me of " One flew over the cuckoos nest " but with a cast of " Newbies". Dogs have dicks, bitches don't. That's a quick clue for you.
  18. Are you referring to his physical or mental age?
  19. But I notice you are still reading the forum, and pray tell, what category of sad does that put you in.
  20. Here we go again, A new month and another influx of cantankerous newbies descends upon the forum, Be nice now newbie, tis the season of goodwill, and peace to all men, including you.
  21. He is annoying, that's precisely what he was put on this earth to be,
  22. Pay no attention to this cretin, they let him out now and again to cause havoc among the normal civilized members of society. Definitely not too tightly wrapped.,
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