IT'S A SATURDAY NIGHT AND IT'S THE WEEKEND AND WHAT DO WE HAVE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN DOING,THAT'S RIGHT BITCHING AND WHINING FOR THE 4TH STRAIGHT FUCKING YEAR OF RLC,,,AND YES THIS TIME I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SHOUTING THIS TIME.
FIRST THINGS FIRST,THIS IS NOT BARCELONA,KAMILA AND KRISTY ARE BACK HOME IN THEIR HOMELAND "MOTHER RUSSIA".
THEY DID IN BARCELONA THE EXACT SAME SHIT THAT I OR ANYONE OF YOU GUYS WHO ACTUALLY GET TO LEAVE THE CAVE YOUR STUCK IN AND GO OUTSIDE AND LIVE A LITTLE,,,,,,THEY HAVE FUN AND DO STUFF THAT THEY WOULDN'T DO NORMALLY WHEN THEY ARE AT HOME..THEY WERE WORKING YES,BUT IT WAS STILL A VACATION AWAY FROM THE COLD WEATHER OF THEIR HOME COUNTRY.
IF YOU GO BACK AND LOOK AT THE OLD PHOTOS OF THE GIRLS YOU COULD SEE THAT THEY PRACTICALLY WERE GLOWING THE ENTIRE TIME THAT THEY WERE THERE,BECAUSE THEIR BODIES ARE NOT THAT USED TO THE WARMER CLIMATE,,,,THEY WORE A LOT LESS CLOTHES,THEY ATE LOTS OF TROPICAL FRUITS I.E WATERMELON,,,,AND THEY JUST HAD PLAIN OLD FUN,,,,AND WE ALL LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
JUST LIKE THE LAST EPISODE OF THE SOPRANOS THE SCREEN JUST WENT TO BLACK AND WE NEVER EVEN GOT THE CHANCE TO SEE THESE GUYS LEAVE,,,AND EVERY SINGLE DAY AFTER THAT WE ALL TALKED NONSTOP ABOUT HOW MUCH WE WISHED THAT THESE GIRLS WOULD GET THEIR OWN APARTMENT,AND HOW WE WISHED THAT THEY STILL REMAINED FRIENDS AFTER LEAVING BARCELONA,,,,AND GUESS WHAT AFTER 6 STRAIGHT MONTHS OF MISSING THESE GUYS RLC HAS BLESSED US ONCE AGAIN WITH THEIR PRESENCE..............AND THE FIRST DAY WAS ALL JOY AND JUBILATION FOR THE K&k REUNION,,,,,,,NOW JUST A MERE 5 FUCKING DAYS LATER PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING AND BITCHING ABOUT WHAT EXACTLY.
THAT THESE LADIES ACTUALLY HAVE A FUCKING LIVE,HOBBIES,BOYFRIENDS,OUTSIDE JOBS,GONE FOR THE WEEKEND ETC.ETC.ETC......
THIS APARTMENT IS A PERMANENT HOME,IT IS NOT A REVOLVING DOOR LIKE BARCELONA,THERE IS NO VISA ISSUES HERE,THERE IS NO WORRYING ABOUT TIME LIMITS AND MAKING SURE THEY DON'T OVERSTAY THEIR TIME,,,THEY ARE HOME.
THEY DO THE SAME THING WE DO WHEN WE GO ON VACATION,THEY LET LOSE AND HAVE FUN,AND WHAT HAPPENS ON VACATION STAYS ON VACATION,,,,,,NOW THEY ARE BACK HOME,AND WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE GET BACK HOME FROM OUR VACATION?
WE GET BACK TO OUR HOME LIFE WITH THE SAME DAILY ROUTINES OF WAKING UP IN THE MORNING,HAVING YOUR COFFEE,WAKING UP THE KIDS TO GO TO SCHOOL(IF YOU HAVE ANY),GETTING READY FOR WORK,DRIVING THROUGH MORNING TRAFFIC ETC.ETC.ETC.
THESE LADIES ARE BACK HOME TO THEIR REGULAR LIVES,WITH REGULAR SCHEDULES,WITH THEIR REGULAR DAILY ACTIVITIES.
KAMILA AND KRISTY ARE "NOT" GONNA CHANGE THEIR ROUTINES JUST BECAUSE THE CAMERAS GOT TURNED BACK ON,AND THEY NOW HAVE THOUSANDS WATCHING THEM,I PERSONALLY DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS IF KAMILA OR KRISTY NEVER MASTURBATED OR WALK AROUND NAKED 24/7,,,,IT'S ALL UP TO THEM IF THEY WANNA DO IT OR NOT.
MASTURBATING AND BEING NAKED WAS NEVER WHAT MADE ME LOVE THESE LADIES SO MUCH,IT'S THE UNIQUE RELATIONSHIP THAT THEY BOTH SHARED TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT MAKE ME LOVE THEM TO DEATH,,,,,TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU GUYS KEEP HEARING ME TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE RITA,,,YET JUDGING BY THE WAY PEOPLE ACT ON HERE THEY WOULD BE CALLING HER BORING AS FUCK AMONG OTHER THINGS,,,,,,,A LOT OF FOLKS ON HERE PROFESS THEIR LOVE TO DIFFERENT WOMEN ON HERE AND TALK ABOUT THEIR SPECIAL LOVES EVERYDAY AND HOW THEY ARE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.
NOW LET ME ASK YOU THIS,WOULD YOU STILL LOVE YOUR QUEEN IF THEY NEVER SHOWED ANY SKIN WHATSOEVER,NEVER MASTURBATED,NEVER GAVE A DAILY SHOW,NEVER DID ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING IN YOUR EYES?,,,,,,TAKE AWAY THE NUDITY,THE MASTURBATION OR SEX,,,WHAT ARE YOU THEN LEFT WITH HUH?
I ASKED NICELY A FEW PAGES BACK TO PLEASE JUST FOR ONCE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF CC,LET'S NOT START ALL THE UNNECESSARY AND TOTALLY UN-CALLED FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT THESE LADIES,,,,I GUESS THAT DIDN'T WORK,IN FACT IT STARTED TO GET WORSE.
NOW AFTER THIS COMMENT I'M GONNA SEE WHO CONTINUES THIS BULLSHIT OF COMPLAINING ABOUT MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT.
RLC NEVER SENT ME A NEWSLETTER THAT SAID,"WE ARE HAPPY TO BRING BACK K&k AND THEY WILL BE DOING NOTHING ELSE BUT FUCK EACH OTHER 24/7 FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASE",,,,"THIS TIME AROUND BOTH KAMILA AND KRISTY ARE GONNA BE MASTURBATING WHILE BEING COMPLETELY NAKED AND UNCOVERED" AND FOR THE BONUS THEY WILL ALSO WALK AROUND NUDE FOR AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY LIKE LEORA,ILONA,IRMA,ANNA AND DANAYA",,,,UNLESS MY EMAIL GOT LOST SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY,I NEVER GOT ANYTHING FROM RLC STATING THAT,,,THE GIRLS NEVER MADE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANY OF US AND PROMISED TO DO ANY OF THAT.
NOW FOR THE MOST SENSIBLE PART OF MY COMMENT,,,,,,,,,,RLC NEVER CHARGED ME EXTRA FOR BRINGING BACK KAMILA AND KRISTY,SO IT'S NOT LIKE I'M BEING ROBBED FOR PAYING MORE JUST TO SEE THEM,,,,I WAS PAYING $45/MONTH WHEN I HAD TO WATCH ILONA ON HER LAPTOP 24 HOURS A DAY(ALL WHILE WISHING TO SEE K&K AGAIN),,,AND I'M STILL PAYING THE SAME AMOUNT NOW AND WE GET TO SEE THE TWO MOST POPULAR FEMALES IN RLC'S HISTORY MAKE A RETURN,ALL OF US WERE BLINDSIDED BY WHAT TOOK PLACE A WEEK AGO,,,BUT I GUESS SOME OF YOU CAN ONLY BE SATISFIED FOR ONE DAY,BEFORE YOUR BITCHING AND WHINING INSTINCTS TAKE BACK OVER ONCE AGAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUNNY TO ME,I HEAR PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT ILONA NOT LIVING HER YOUNG LIFE TO IT'S FULL POTENTIAL AND WHY DOESN'T SHE STEP AWAY FROM THE LAPTOP AND GO LIVE HER LIFE,,,,,,,YET HERE WE HAVE TWO YOUNG BEAUTIFUL LADIES DOING EXACTLY THAT,AND YET STILL THERE IS BITCHING ABOUT THAT TOO.
I THINK THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ON RLC,THERE WILL BE SOMETHING THAT SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WILL BITCH ABOUT,
I THOUGHT IT WAS MOSTLY GUYS HERE ON CC,BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S MOSTLY MISERABLE EX-GIRLFRIENDS THAT KEY YOUR CAR AND STAND OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT YELLING TYPE OF GUYS WE HAVE ON HERE GEEZZZ.
PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU GUYS LEAVE THESE GIRLS ALONE AND LET THEM JUST LIVE THEIR LIVES,ENJOY WHATEVER TIME THEY ARE IN OUR LIVES FOR,WE ALREADY KNOW HOW IT FELT WHEN THEY VANISHED,AND JUST LAST WEEK EVERYONE CAN REMEMBER HOW MUCH WE ALL KEPT TALKING ABOUT THEM AND HOW MUCH WE WISHED THEY WOULD COME BACK,,,,AND RLC GAVE THEM BACK TO US,,,,SO JUST LIKE I SAID EARLIER,,,,GOOD OR BAD,EXCITING OR BORING NO MATTER WHAT THESE LADIES DO JUST ENJOY THEM FOR THE TIME THAT THEY ARE HERE.
REMEMBER THIS,THEY ARE BACK HOME,THEIR FAMILIES,FRIENDS,BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS,JOBS SCHOOL,MODELING,PHOTO SHOOTING ETC.ETC.ETC ARE ALL PROBABLY IN THE SAME CITY,TOWN,STATE,REGION,,DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE THEY LIVE,SO THEY MAY BE GONE A LOT,FOR PRIVACY REASONS,THEY PROBABLY WON'T BRING ANYONE FROM THEIR PERSONAL LIVES INTO THE APARTMENT,SO THAT MAKES IT A SITUATION WHERE THEY HAVE TO LEAVE EITHER EVERYDAY OR ALL WEEKEND,.
BUT REMEMBER THOUGH,THIS IS MORE PERMANENT,IT'S NOT A 1-3 MONTH STINT,,,,JUST LIKE WITH THESE OTHER COUPLES,THEY MAY BE AROUND FOR A LOT LONGER TIME,,,,,,AND WITHIN ALL THAT TIME NUMEROUS GOOD OR BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN.
THAT'S WHY WE ARE CALLED VOYEURS,WE CAN'T CONTROL THE ACTION,WE JUST SIT AND OBSERVE.
OK END OF RANT,,I'M OFF TO GET DRUNK AND FUCKED UP AND GET READY FOR THE SUPERBOWL,WHEN I GET BACK I'M GONNA SEE WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BITCHING,,,I MIGHT HAVE TO START MAKING MY FRIENDS CIRCLE A LITTLE SMALLER :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: