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  1. tle
    She's back... She's wearing the same Pink Floyd shirt and jeans she was lounging in yesterday so I'm assuming her all-nighter was a sleep over at Candela's...
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    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."
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    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says: "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
  4. tle
    So Holly get's Radi's old room.. I hope they got all the green beans out from under the bed....
  5. tle
    Our luck and the way RLC has been going it'll probably be Leia and Maksim...
  6. tle
    I would if I were him.
  7. tle
    When I was growing up we was poor. We was so poor.. One year mama asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I just wanted something to play with. She cut a hole in my pocket.
  8. tle
    I think she's toned up and firmed up nicely... She's looking better than she's ever looked...
  9. tle
    Zara! Really nice body....
  10. tle
    Somebody give that girl a cheeseburger...
  11. tle
    I'm not familiar with these two. Which is which?
  12. tle
    I wish! I'm waiting for the VR version of RLC to come out... 😊
  13. tle
    I don't know.. He gets paid to fuck Martina and I don't....
  14. tle
    Candela for a visit.
  15. tle
    She needs a big dick up that ass....
  16. tle
    She's been there long enough it was time for her to go or become a permanent resident... I wouldn't be surprised to see her back in her own apartment as a single or couple within a few days...
  17. tle
    This is a good couple... Nice job RLC...
  18. tle
    She couldn't have gone too far with all that stuff she had to move... She would have had to start packing days ago if she was going to ship it somewhere...
  19. tle
    They'll probably have to rent a storage facility for all of Radi's stuff...
  20. tle
    I can't see Martina with an Alpha male... She's too independent....
  21. tle
    This covid is some strange stuff and neither of these two have acted particularly responsible during this pandemic… Martina got the vax (I guess) , but she still went out partying with her friends all night long often and ended up catching the covid anyway (funny how the vax doesn’t stop that) and brought it home to Alberto… Fortunately for Alberto, although being unvaxxed and in intimate contact with Martina during her illness, he never caught it. Yet as this pandemic seems to wane he ventures out one night to party with Martina and catches covid (if that’s what’s his current problem really is). Shame on Alberto for being so inconsiderate….. Before anyone jumps on me for being an anti-vaxxer, I’ve had both my Moderna shots and the booster AND I’ve stayed home… This pandemic is the main reason I finally ponied up after all these years and got an RLC subscription… Home alone with nothing to do so I get a sub and watch the pretty girls….
  22. tle
    That Holly sure is a sexy thang....
  23. tle
    Say what you want about Alberto but he is a porn star in real life....
  24. tle
    From the way he's dancing around this morning Alberto may have been the one that had the threesome last night...
  25. tle
    It looks like a serious discussion but it's hard to take Alberto serious when he's neked...
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