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  1. Oh yeah! Nice bod!...
  2. New couples apartment online. Venera and Lion...
  3. Have you seen them have sex lately? I haven't.
  4. It happened off camera so none of us really know all the details.. Supposedly Martina met Nelly somewhere, perhaps at a bar or hotel.. They both were drinking and Martina got very drunk… They ended up having sex in the parking lot…All of this happened after their on camera relationship had ended…
  5. Don't all women say this to their man at some point in an argument?
  6. I would love to see her corrupt Candela....
  7. Too much makeup! She took her overnight backpack.. She still hasn't mowed that landing strip....
  8. It's looking like she's not going to wait until tomorrow...
  9. I wish I knew what was going on...
  10. And now Martina and Alberto in the bathroom for a private discussion....
  11. For all I know he could have walked her to the bus stop to go visit Nelly... I personally don't have any problem with her visiting Nelly. I just don't see much evidence of it...
  12. My assumption about the sleepover with Candela is based on Alberto returning with the dogs so soon... If he walked her there it wasn't a very far walk...
  13. All it means is that she didn't get herself all dolled up for a night out on the town... Also noticed the landing strip could use a little trimming too and she didn't take care of that this morning either.... So probably nothing special going on tonight either....
  14. She's back... She's wearing the same Pink Floyd shirt and jeans she was lounging in yesterday so I'm assuming her all-nighter was a sleep over at Candela's...
  15. "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."
  16. Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter Heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says: "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says: "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?' The guy says: "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
  17. So Holly get's Radi's old room.. I hope they got all the green beans out from under the bed....
  18. Our luck and the way RLC has been going it'll probably be Leia and Maksim...
  19. When I was growing up we was poor. We was so poor.. One year mama asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her I just wanted something to play with. She cut a hole in my pocket.
  20. I think she's toned up and firmed up nicely... She's looking better than she's ever looked...
  21. Zara! Really nice body....
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