van the man

Your rants are almost as full of frustration as my rants!!! Paul will never learn sadly. He is a 14 year old boy when it comes to sex. He has managed to pull the best girl in class and can't believe his luck. After all he is fucking Leora and we can only watch!!! I get frustrated because its a tragedy that presented with such a wonderful opportunity to enjoy the pleasures of an adorable girl he selfishly blows every opportunity. Paul must be the worst sexual performer the world has ever seen!!!

I stand corrected! She is still a fucking Goddess to me!!!

I thought she was great. I'm not sure she was that into it but she was certainly happy to make Efim happy by agreeing to anal. Her need to go to the toilet so many times makes me wonder if she wanted to end the anal session as soon as possible. She did keep coming back for more though!! She is a great girl who wants to please her man but in many ways she is actually too passive. I think she should be more demanding about getting what she wants. Women are very sexy when they take control. Diana is the name for the Goddess of Love. She is well named!!!

Maybe Katya can get him in the bath by filling it with Vodka! After 2 mins bathing he could then drink it dry!

I will take Diana every day of the week!

Nooooo she is singing too loud. Bordering on shouting. Quieter would be better.

Diana has a powerful voice but I actually think she sings too loudly. It seems she has a voice more suited to theatre work than recording artist. A quieter tone would sound sooo much better. Harmony is vital. Less is more!

I think it is vital that field work takes place. I will volunteer to give Diana a workout! Efim can go and play on his computer whilst I check out the firmness of the mattress and how much action it can take!!!

Maybe we can get UNICEF or Save the Children involved. They are not too busy at the moment!!!! We could start our own charity. Save the Mattress or Bedsheets for RLC. Urgent help needed. A humanitarian crisis is unfolding. Help save couples from the ravages of bed bugs!

I totally agree. He is a weasel of a man. I would castrate the shit face!

Rusian 'I know we can lay in bed all day and watch shit TV or play on our games machines then we can stagger to the kitchen and have a quick bite to eat and then pop out onto the balcony to smoke our stuff'. Katya ' Wow babe what a great idea. I could sleep for 14 hours and never change my clothes or panties. They will smell almost as bad as your underpants! LOL!!!' Rusian 'Maybe for a change we could try to have sex? Maybe you could suck my dick?' Katya 'But babe you know I can't suck it without gagging. The smell of stale piss makes me want to pass out. Rusian 'You can talk stupid cow. If I go down on you after your 14 hour quick nap, your pussy smells like the local fish mongers. Katya ' But babe I do get a shower every other day. You should try it. Maybe we can take a long soak in the tub together? Rusian 'Fuck off you silly cow. You know that stupid water makes my skin itch. Katya 'No it's the bacteria from your stinky ass that makes you itch. You shouldn't scratch your ass then touch your arm and legs' Rusian 'Anyway my mates are popping round tonight. We are going to play games on the computer and smoke our stuff on the balcony. It's a great way to get some fresh air! Katya ' But when they come round you never talk to me' Rusian 'What do you mean I never fucking talk you anyway' Katya 'Well I know but I can't give you a cuddle when they are here' Rusian 'You can fuck off with that cuddling. I have to lift my arm pits up to get my arm around you and the hum makes even me almost pass out. Rusian 'Anyway enough of all this chit chat, I'm going to sit and play on my computer. Thinking of something new to do has worn me out. I need a smoke of our stuff. See ya on the balcony but shut the fuck up. Your constant chat pisses me off. Katya 'Oh Rusian. I do love you!!!'

Totally agree. It isn't about Efim or all the others not spending 24/7 fucking. It is about respect, love and affection. These boys have never grown up. They are little boys who have substituted their Mummy for a girl who they can have sex with, however they still expect all the housework to be done and food to be put on their plates. It seems to me that women these days don't need to worry their men will leave them for another woman. The greatest threat to their relationships is the computer/games console. In the future seeking divorce will have to cite the Xbox or Playstation as the third party in the relationship. Women versus the Xbox. There can only be one winner!!!!!

Exactly! I had high hopes Efim was going to be better than the rest of the deadhead men of RLC but he is slipping nicely into the Stefan mode. I hear these games are entertaining but are they really better than sex with a beautiful woman? If they are then my order for a games machine is ready and waiting on EBay!!!

Efim is now spending most days lazing around the apartment and sleeping. He is slipping into the way most of the RLC men perform. The women do all the housework and some of them go out to work. The men stay at home resting their weary heads and playing with computers, awaiting their women folk to arrive home, cook them a meal and then be ready for a quick fumble before being allowed to go to sleep, once more leaving the men to resume their position at the computer. Jesus they could be Muslims in reverse. The men stay at home all day hidden from the world and the women go out and live their lives!!! At least Daniel works and is then very attentive to his partner. Real love of equals. A very rare thing in the RLC world!!!

I have noticed that for a long time. Not having a sheet to protect the mattress is very unhygienic. Sheets can be washed in high temperatures to kill bed bugs. No sheets will allow bacteria to grow. Yuk!! In the UK every bed would have sheets.

Everything is OK. They were just play fighting.

I think we Brits got stuck into them too!!!

A storm in a plant pot!!! Thank goodness she moved it otherwise we might have had to send in Squirrel to push it out of the way! Scooter is not strong enough. Besides he is too busy making sure Paul never has sex again with Leora!

No they are not!!!

I agree. The features were interesting but not worth paying the premium. RLC need to consider an archive section. This would be the single biggest benefit that RLC could offer and would encourage more subscribers. Time zone differences mean we all miss interesting events. A catch up service would be great. CamCaps provided that service but of course broke copyright. By clamping down RLC have made enemies of their customers - not a good idea! Find a solution by offering some sort of archive and customers become friends again. Subscriptions go up. A win-Win. Simples!!!

I don't think they have fallen out at all. He is so passive he would never raise his voice at her and she has therefore no reason to raise her voice at him! She does anything she wants. She pleases him by dressing up. Actually I think she pleases herself more by dressing up. They love their pets and take care of them. They have had or still have regular jobs. They are a VERY NICE couple who like to play sexually via the internet (and who knows maybe directly with other people outside the apartment) and yet when they actually make love it is like watching a couple of dead fish! Maya doesn't seem to like penetration. She prefers to use him like a living dildo, rubbing herself against him. She like to receive oral but takes forever to cum and in the process simply lays perfectly still doing nothing, saying nothing and apparently actually dies during the process (well a corpse actually moves more than she does!). A lovely couple, seemingly adventurous and yet when they make love BORE me to death!!!!

If Efim is frigid then Rusian is fucking Ice Age cold!!! Something has happened between them to upset Efim but I would be surprised if it lasts long. He is too randy to go without sex for more than a couple of days!!!

That must be one long cock if you can dangle it in the water!!!! LOL!!!

I think Alanis has a pair of tits!

Sadly NONE! I miss them too!