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Diana & Efim Pictures
van the man replied to dukeofdata's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
It is always said that the most attractive thing on a man is his wallet!!! I tend to agree that women like 'bad boys' more than 'sweet' boys. Maybe all rich guys are 'bad boys' or is that just a coincidence! It's also said women like funny men. Making them laugh is supposed to be a guaranteed way of getting into their pants. Again this may be true but I bet not many women will marry a funny man with no money or no prospects! I am far too cynical for sure!!! I must be wrong too. How do we explain why Leora is with Paul!!! Bad boy Ruslan managed to pull the best looking girl in RLC!!! Lets face it women are just weird. If they weren't why the fuck would they fancy hairy assed men!!! -
Maya & Stepan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Cynical's topic in Maya (07/09/13 - 06/19/19)
Rest assured Anton has stamina!!! He licks and fucks for a good hour at a time. Alina is great too. They both love each other greatly and I think it shows in their love making. It is quite amazing how relaxed they are in front of the cameras considering at first they only ever fucked under the blanket. -
Wow just think only one more shower before Christmas!!!! Time to hit the shops!!!
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Ozioziozi, I agree with every word. Your assessment is spot on. We have appeasement of Islam and Muslims everywhere. Ideally I want my troops on my shores sweeping up the evil, extremist fuckers and making them 'disappear'. Why fight them over there and yet let them come to our country to cause death and destruction in my land. I keep saying I want someone to show me what a moderate Muslim looks like. How does he live his days. Does he let his wife have a life, does he insist she wears a headscarf or a veil. Does he support Sharia Law and insist his kids only marry a Muslim. Does he insist his wife can't pray alongside him. Does he not allow pets or drink alcohol or eat pigs. Does he allow himself to have numerous wives. Does he let his kids run around with none Muslims and have fun at the beach without being wrapped up from head to toe in a blanket or whatever they call their fun clothes. Does he let his kids have sex education so they are armed with knowledge that can help and protect them against disease. Does he believe in democracy. Does he disagree with the extremists and openly say so. And can someone tell me where in the Quran it mentions that women must were scarves or veils? Is it compulsory or is it a choice any woman is free to make or is it forced upon them by the 'men' running their religion. Who is the leader of their religion. Who is their spokesman. Which one of these 'peaceful, loving, caring and reasonable' moderate Muslims are supporting the West in their efforts to remove extremists. Just a few questions! I genuinely want to know what a moderate, none extremist Muslim believes in. After all 1.8 billion Muslims can't all be extremists. So a moderate Muslim believes in...... and an extremist Muslim believes in ........Tell me the difference.
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Hey Katya what do you want to do today?
van the man replied to van the man's topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
I just thought I would take a look in on Katya and Ruslan. Guess what? He was asleep in bed. Well it is 2pm in the afternoon for them so it's a bit early for getting up! Oh and she was sitting staring at the TV in between looking in the mirror to check she is still beautiful (She IS!!!). What a life two such young people lead. A tragic waste of youth. Hey Ho I'm off for a bike ride. I can't call the fuck out of them and then just sit around watching them all day!!!! -
RLC comes into its own when you are able to observe they way different people make love. It always amazes me what different people like to do or not do. Daniel had Adriana willing to suck him to climax yet he preferred to wank himself and finish all over his (well defined) abs! WHY!!!!!!!!!! Now I always say that 'sex is good but it's not as good as the real thing!' but if I have a woman wanting to suck me off into her mouth there is no way I am going to say no!! Is that just me or am I right in thinking every man in the world would do the same? (except Daniel!).
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Diana & Efim cam not working
van the man replied to fushca's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
LOL!!! The whole point of this great forum is speculation!!! We all love to interpret what is going on with our RLC couples. Of course none of us actually know a thing about what is happening but the world would be a very boring place if none of us made a comment and instead just sat at our computers waiting! Speculate, make up stories, upset other forum members. Verbally fight with other members. Keep it civil and lets have fun! Jesus I miss Diana already!!!! My latest theory is she is pregnant by the long haired visitor and the girl visitor has revenge fucked Efim. Tall long haired visitor has smashed up Efim's double bass and Efim is sitting at his computer still playing games!! I am only speculating but I might be right!!!! -
Diana & Efim cam not working
van the man replied to fushca's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
Totally agree. I know the Russian economy is a communist wasteland but surely fixing a few cameras would take a few hours not a few days!! Come back Diana please is all I can say. No other apartment is worth watching. I hope she ditches Efim and gets together with a more adult man. -
Katya & Ruslan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
Katya can never have been fucked by anyone else. If she thinks what Ruslan does to her is fucking then she can't possibly have had sex before. At least he doesn't expect her to touch his dick. This would mean her hands would have to do more than look good! Katya takes more time looking after her hands than Leora does combing her hair! I have to admit that like the rest of her body Katya has a beautiful pair of long delicate hands. I would go so far as to say she could be a 'hand model' in addition to being a normal model. She is absolutely beautiful. This makes her lifestyle all the more tragic. -
A life in a day....... To save everyone from wasting their money or time watching this fine couple 'Stinky and Smelly' I have given you a detailed record of each and every day that they inhabit this earth...... The stinky wastes of space have managed to stagger from the bed to the sofa. They are now taking a hard earned rest before venturing into the kitchen. After a bite to eat they will have the sustenance to face the long journey to the balcony for a smoke before slipping back into bed for a long sleep in between watching a movie. Sometimes they might actually prop themselves up on the pillow to watch but will soon slip back down to horizontal. No need to thank me but I have just saved you many days of your life!!!!!!
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Diana & Efim cam not working
van the man replied to fushca's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
I disagree with your observations. There was definitely an issue between the two of them. He was pretty much ignoring her even though they went to bed and were reading. They had both spent time out of the apartment on different nights. This, of course, doesn't mean something was wrong but I do think the atmosphere was different. I really hope I am wrong. As I said before without Diana the rest of RLC is boring beyond boring! Without Diana I have just wasted another months subscription!!! -
Maya & Stepan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Cynical's topic in Maya (07/09/13 - 06/19/19)
The sad reality is that when it comes to the actual sex the pair of them are pretty useless. When he goes down on her she moves less than a corpse. She doesn't really like penetrative sex. Prefers rubbing herself off against his dick. He has no imagination whatsoever despite having all the equipment any woman would love! Their love making is sooooo boring I usually fall asleep! The anticipation of Maya is far better than the actual deed. Loving her outfit though!!! -
Diana and Efim Observations
van the man replied to slider_69's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
I think Diana is wonderful. She has personality, vibrancy and many talents. She is mature and when she cast that look she oozes sexy but controlled flirtation. She doesn't have the class or looks of Nora but she is wonderful fun. Unfortunately she seems far more mature than Efim. He is a good guy but rather immature. Great couple though with loads of great looking talented friends. Look at RLC now whilst their cams are down. Nothing!!! (Well Maya is looking a babe in pink but apart from that....!!!) -
Diana & Efim cam not working
van the man replied to fushca's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
I tend to think their relationship is an issue. They seemed very cold with each other last night. Maybe big trouble broke out. I hope I am wrong. Diana is my favourite girl by far. -
I agree I got a bit carried away with my rant! I wasn't comparing them other than to point out that these two good looking and healthy young people are wasting their life every day they stay in what amounts to a prison of their bedroom. Young people should be out in the world developing their careers, working hard for what they get, expanding their minds. The fact that they have shit sex under covers is not what makes me angry. It is having to witness young people wasting their lives. My point about ISIS is that the young people in the middle east are at least doing something and doing it because they (mistakenly) think they are making the world better. Ruslan and Katya do nothing (good or bad) for the world or importantly for themselves.
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So tell us something that will show a good image of Islam? I would love to see something that explains what a good Muslim looks like?
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These two stinky fucking useless layabouts need to get out of RLC as soon as they can be removed. I have never seen such a complete waste of humanity in all my life. At least those ISIS terrorists get off their backs and get out and fight for something they believe in. I would actually say they are more worthy of a life than Ruslan and Katya. They virtually never move out of their bedroom. They virtually never move out of their bed. They virtually never actually make it past horizontal. They virtually never make it to the bathroom (well she does every few days!) to wash their lazy asses. They don't even manage to get beyond horizontal to fuck. I would call it love making but they have no foreplay, no kissing, no touching, no anything except he manages to get a limp hard on and then sticks it in whilst spooning (I always thought that position was for we oldies who have bad backs!). The gorgeous girl has never, ever managed to touch any part of the stinky Ruslan's body. I think she would pass out with fright if she came into contact with a dick in her hands. Well she might break a nail poor thing! They keep a cum stained cloth in the drawer unit which pops out when needed to collect his cum as he shoots all over her butt cheeks. The offending cloth is then thrown back into the drawer unit to dry out ready to be used at some (much) later date. They both then slip back on their stinking pants and resume their favourite position of laying down watching movies on the TV or Ipad. I really do think RLC and more to the point us, are being taken for mugs. For God's sake RLC get rid of these two before you lose every paying customer you ever have. As for posting a discussion thread 'Sex Now' let's never use it again. What they do could never be described as sex. It is pathetic. For those of you who don't pay and think you are actually missing something worth seeing, don't worry, you are missing fuck all!!!! Rant over!!!
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Diana and Efim Observations
van the man replied to slider_69's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
When judging the girls of RLC we must remember that they are just ordinary girls. They are not professional models (well Nora was the exception being the most beautiful creature RLC is ever likely to see!!) or even professional porn stars. Isn't it true that we actually like the imperfections of our RLC girls. If we wanted to watch plastic chicks we could go to any porn site and see silcon and tats everywhere! For me the fact the RLC girls are 'normal' attractive girls makes watching them all the more interesting. -
LOL! All girls are better in person than on cam! Then again watching them on cam is wonderful.
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Lesbians are wonderful. Double the pleasure for me watching. 'One girl good, two girls great'
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Good for your wife. I checked with my church and the Bible does not preach pacifism. It says we MUST fight and protect what we love. The Devil's religion has to be defeated. I know many millions of Muslims are good, honest and peaceful people but the activists are the ones who are setting the agenda. I have never seen huge numbers of Muslims marching the streets demanding extremists be brought under control. I have never seen a fellow Muslim say that these extremists are sent by the devil and are evil. The Muslim Council of Britain are virtually silent. They have mosques affiliated to their organisation which preach that women must not travel further than 52 miles without their men! Why 52 miles for fuck sake! Christianity has a duty to save the world.
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Katya & Ruslan Pictures - Split #1
van the man replied to Woof's topic in Katya & Ruslan (05/02/14 - 09/28/14)
Her friend looks like it is her sister. Not quite as beautiful but Katya, but certainly gorgeous. -
Diana and Efim Observations
van the man replied to slider_69's topic in Diana & Efim (06/24/14 - 03/30/15)
LOL!!! I think Leora has a decent pair (fucking fantastic actually!) as does Maya (fucking fantastic actually!). The rest don't have much but I prefer small tits. What you can't get in your mouth is a waste!!! Then again someone curvy would certainly add some variety. I loved Alma but she piled on too much weight towards the end. Bring on the curves!!!
