He will sit there like a toad on a log until the others get home then wait for Christy to make him dinner and not say a word to her. Then ignore her some more all the time staring and dancing with his one true love. Messa!!
That is unless the others bring some alcohol back and then he may grunt or giggle at her two or three times before he goes in his room and pukes out the window. All of this in the two or three seconds his snout is not stuffed in his phone. This toad has to go.