Captain Kangaroo

Lick it up, or stick it up. Which ever way to gets the job done. That's why girls swing like monkey's from one tree to the next. Bedding down and riding ANYTHING they can bounce on

Those that pay up front are the smart ones. Best way to get some. When you're done with them you just point to the door and show them the way. When you hitch up to them, Grandpa Government shows you the door and on your way. Wearing only your skivies or possibly some new silver bracelets and puts you up in the grey bar hotel

Just because it doesn't hang at 6 inches or more it doesn't mean it's not hiding in there I Hope at Your age you do know what SHOWERS VS GROWERS means

WTF 😯🤔🤣

Stupid is NOT FIXABLE!!!! 2 Different videos BTW

I Am Laughing So Hard I Can't Breathe!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't think an EpiPen will save her. It's evident that there is a clot stuck in her brain and has been for years

🤣🤣🤣🤣 your dog. Years ago my Girl was dog sitting her friends dogs. I found the half the covering to be missing from the duel colored tennis ball that went to the ball toss game for my dog. We took her friends dogs home and fed them and then put them out for an after dinner poop. I was walking the yard picking up landmines while the dogs did there thing and played after chow. I observed the small dog (rat terrier mix) taking a poop. About 10 minutes after it finally finished I went that way to clean it up. To my surprise that half of ball covering came out of that little dogs ass in 1 piece 😯 My cousin has a Labradoodle that ate a pair of her daughters granny panties. Cost her $7000 to have them removed. I would have fixed the issue with a $1.00 bullet. Crazy part is, it's NOT the only thing that it has eaten and had to have surgically removed

Yes all the wood trim was dark colored

I am not certain on that part 🤣