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    Lick it up, or stick it up. Which ever way to gets the job done. That's why girls swing like monkey's from one tree to the next. Bedding down and riding ANYTHING they can bounce on
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    Those that pay up front are the smart ones. Best way to get some. When you're done with them you just point to the door and show them the way. When you hitch up to them, Grandpa Government shows you the door and on your way. Wearing only your skivies or possibly some new silver bracelets and puts you up in the grey bar hotel
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    Just because it doesn't hang at 6 inches or more it doesn't mean it's not hiding in there I Hope at Your age you do know what SHOWERS VS GROWERS means
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    WTF 😯🤔🤣
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    Stupid is NOT FIXABLE!!!! 2 Different videos BTW
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    I Am Laughing So Hard I Can't Breathe!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    I don't think an EpiPen will save her. It's evident that there is a clot stuck in her brain and has been for years
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣 your dog. Years ago my Girl was dog sitting her friends dogs. I found the half the covering to be missing from the duel colored tennis ball that went to the ball toss game for my dog. We took her friends dogs home and fed them and then put them out for an after dinner poop. I was walking the yard picking up landmines while the dogs did there thing and played after chow. I observed the small dog (rat terrier mix) taking a poop. About 10 minutes after it finally finished I went that way to clean it up. To my surprise that half of ball covering came out of that little dogs ass in 1 piece 😯 My cousin has a Labradoodle that ate a pair of her daughters granny panties. Cost her $7000 to have them removed. I would have fixed the issue with a $1.00 bullet. Crazy part is, it's NOT the only thing that it has eaten and had to have surgically removed
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    Yes all the wood trim was dark colored
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    I am not certain on that part 🤣
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    No Song 🤣 There was a party at the apartment that Olivia Taya Nick and Will shared one time. There was this dark haired gal attending it that was flying higher then the ISS. She was wondering ALL over the apartment repeating DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA because she was to Fd UP to speak anything else. Shit got real interesting when she decided she needed to take a bath 😯🤣🤣
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    I am going off what RLC announced to all the viewers as to why the left back then. The speculation of his cheating was circulating when Taya went missing two weeks before the party that verified his screwing around. Watching that apartment and 1 certain party back in those days is how I learned to speak russian. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA !!!!! If you know, You know!! 🤣🤣🤣 I do recall seeing MiMi and Fiora at Olivias Broom Closet but not certain on Harley. Place was usually like trying to keep an eye on Walmart shoppers at Black Friday Sales Events Thank You Again Ash
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    When you see the Pentagram on the floor and the Ouija Board comes out
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    Daytona Just May be more his speed 😁
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    ⬆️Freak Show has nothing to do with Joke
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    One that is too chickenshit to exit the closet!!!
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    No Clue. I can only see free cams
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    You're Welcome
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    Or he's gay and not turned on by her
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