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Captain Kangaroo

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  1. Captain Kangaroo
    Not a move in. Just a SEX PARTY that the PAYING RLC MEMBERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE!! ANOTHER RLC Fucking Joke!!
  2. Captain Kangaroo
    I knew I could count on someone to help fill in the blanks 🤣
  3. Captain Kangaroo
    It's ALL GOOD. It's just Savory, Nellie, Martina and the Latin COV Hookers Gang Banging Bogs Fior, Fat Man, Bukkake, MassHole, Tim, WoofWoof, Lactose, Miron, Anthony. Oh yeah let's NOT forget Samson
  4. Captain Kangaroo
    Should be standard issue for all these bimbos on RLC. It might make many of them worth watching more often!!
  5. Captain Kangaroo
    ROTFLMFAO 🤣
  6. Captain Kangaroo
    Savory Karina and Bukkake can help her burn the calories off 🤣
  7. Captain Kangaroo
    With a bit of peanut butter on it, Eva will gladly chow down 🤣 And surely do a better job then Paul !!
  8. Captain Kangaroo
    I am sure they can find many to choose from on the Amazon or Ebay shelves that look close enough to hers for ya. Hell, Megan got her weight hangers removed to gain the more Barbie Doll looking twat back in the day.
  9. Captain Kangaroo
    LMAO
  10. Captain Kangaroo
    LMFAO 🤣 Don't get me wrong, I Like Leo A LOT!! I have grown tired of her repeat shows though. It's time for some change up. Time to add more props Leo!! The youngster Eleonora is blowing your doors off these days with her collection of various sized butt toys!!! Best shows she EVER DONE, was when she stuck Mr Black to the table top in the bathroom and rode it!! It's time to get the DRAGON from Madison that SHE WILL NEVER USE!! It has been a TREAT to witness the transformation of Leo's body over the last 10 years that I have been a paying member. Going from the thinner almost stick like form. Still incredibly sexy in those early days at their first and second apartments. To the Sexy Volumptious Fuller Figured Woman she is today!! Enough Praising from me!! Only physical down fall from grace in my book is her PLASTIC LIP LESS BARBIE DOLL PUSSY!! Some weight danglers/hangers like Linda has would make it ideal😈 After all. she is into BDSM!!
  11. Captain Kangaroo
    I WISH i DID!! There is NOTHING I would enjoy more then seeing her get piped down by a half dozen in an Ilegal Gonzo video which Prague is home to. I want to hear her scream and cry like she did after her return from having her BDSM play dates back when Malia was living with her😈
  12. Captain Kangaroo
    Which one? She services so many whilst off cam making amateur IR GB Videos every time she leaves the house😲🤣
  13. Captain Kangaroo
    Way as well be Domino. We all know she LOVE's the GROUP BDSM dog piles
  14. Captain Kangaroo
    Christ her real name is written all over pizza boxes coffee cups and other door dash deliveries all the time🙄
  15. Captain Kangaroo
    HEY LEO!! I believe it's time for a Leo Show Script change up. Perhaps you can talk your paying sugar daddie that tells you how to perform via text all the time, to buy you a new battery of dildos and an arsenal of Butt toys!! Maybe some molded from dragons, Mr Moose, or many of the vegetable choices from Mr Green Jeans farm. HELL!! If you're feeling really freaky, perhaps the barn yard animals 😏
  16. Captain Kangaroo
    Look at the skillz you have achieved Barbie by practicing DT on Ken's skin flute
  17. Captain Kangaroo
    "THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP" Hope she doesn't stick it in an asshole like someone else did with their flute 😏🤣
  18. Captain Kangaroo
    That was Carla that lived in Ginas old place until the coppers gave the front door 23 whacks with a battering ram
  19. Captain Kangaroo
    STD's are invisible until the symptoms are not!
  20. Captain Kangaroo
    Personally I dont care if she drags a stray donkey home and fucks it on cam
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    Not like she wasn't informed by her AWOL friend before hand what is to be expected of/from her should she join
  23. Captain Kangaroo
    There is a lonely dragon dildo next door that needs a great warm wet dark hole to fill 😁
  24. Captain Kangaroo
    I keep anticipating to see some once in a life time event to occur in her room when I look. but No nothing happens
  25. Captain Kangaroo
    I am out the door to buy my Lotto tickets!! God is handing out miracles left and right this week!! 😁
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