Captain Kangaroo

EVIL WOMAN!!! 🤣

Any Takers 😬🤣

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He certainly would have been shot in my yard

DONT DO DRUGS 🤣

I'D MAKE THEM PICK A SWITCH!!! I HAD TOO!! I FRAMED THE BELT THAT MY MOTHER USED TO CORRECT US WITH 😬🤣

SPEECHLESS 🤣

GOD DAMN IT!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 🤣

Do you think he played football 🤔🤣

DA MAN RULES 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!🤣🤣🤣

OMFG!!! I AM DYING 🤣

Now that Harley has herself Stretched a bit and Well Lubed, It's time to Go To Work and earn some dollas to make ya holla!!

Being the descendant of a Master Brewer that immigrated from Germany I STILL LOVE THE BREWS!! I do enjoy some imports and micro brews but mainly stick to the US brands. I get meaner than a Bull that just got shot in the nuts by a BB Gun when drinking whiskey. Like I said, shit just gets weird when I drink Vodka but got God Damn I LOVE Some Grey Goose Belvedere Absolute as well as Tito's. Crystal Head is good as well. I leave the weed consumption up to my friends and nephews. My work is a tester for that stuff. Fucking Commie Bastards!!

HARLEY THAT DILDO IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU!!

Yes, that's what I said CERTAIN DEATH=ENDING OF ONES OWN LIFE