Captain Kangaroo
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Very Valid Point 🤣 Sorry to hear of your brother's passing. My oldest sister passed 14 months after our father did. I as well am a Sun Bunny/Worshiper. To many MARCO POLO games to list that I have slept through while floating in my pool. Best adult floating times were always down one of our states lazy rivers though 😁 Ya know, the sort of Jack n Dianne song stuff 🤣The REALLY GREAT Pool times began after dark and the kiddos were home and in bed whilst WE adults carried on through the night. DAMN SHIT always got weird when I was given VODKA 😬😁 Yes I have been known to yell at the fucking assholes that treat my street(same one I played night football in whilst growing up) like their personal race track. Don't You Dare try a drive by at my house. I will pull IRON!!! People think ARs are mean, they don't know what I own !! Guns don't kill people, Stupid people kill those that don't deserve to die!! Those that deserve to are then locked in a cage fed and coddled by the legal system and costing us a FORTUNE!! I CAN NOT COMMENT TO THIS LINE--Can you even imagine that they think beating up your best buddy watching a girl/boy/??/whatever doing the same thing on an Internet screen is fun==I WILL GET BANNED 🤣 THIS ONE--If this van is arockin, don't come aknockin==A sticker on the side of my skate case back in the day 🤣 FUCK THAT DEPENDS WEARING "LETS GO BRANDON" JB Just shows how stupid many in AMERICA truly are. No I am Not a Trumpster either!!
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SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: BEWARE OF ENTERING THIS CAVE FOR CERTAIN DEATH LIES IN WAKE TO ANYONE DOING SO!!
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LOL The responses I could lay down to what you just said will surly get me placed in a TIME OUT CELL 🤣 If not a perm. ban!! Will need to take it private in DM format 🤣🤣
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DAMN, I am Jealous!!! 🤣 You had an RCA to view, where as I had to try and watch a POS Magnavox that worked like most of the participants of RLC 🙄 Work 1 week, vacation for 8. I heard the same thing about radiation poisoning from setting to close to the TV. Along with Your Gonna Go Cross Eyed Or Blind Sitting That Close 👓 It sounds to me that Our parents were molded from the same clay pots and we were chiseled from the same quarry stone. I have heard of and about the mosquito fog trucks but never experienced one where I grew up in the Mid West. I did however run amuck through the field behind our house AFTER the farmer(my uncle at times)(another truth) had just sprayed round up or other pesticides. Poss. cause for the cancer I fight these days 🤔 I am often surprised at how so many bicker on here about the participants. Some Just can not accept the fact that a 304 is still a 304 NO MATTER how much lip stick you put on the Pig!! Some are WAY OVER THE TOP CRAZY with their post informing us of EVERY MOVE their favorite 304 makes 🙄 She is still a WORKING WOMAN trying to SELL HER COOKIES for the highest over inflated price!! Teaching of this practice starts at a VERY EARLY AGE!! Ever heard of the Brownies and Girl Scouts 😲🤣 Okay where were we 🤔 Never ate or tried real Chinky food until I was in my mid 30s because my mom always forced to eat that SHIT that came in the can back when I was growing up. Either eat it or go to bed HUNGRY!! There are starving children in some GOD FORSAKEN place that to this day doesn't exist!! I LOVE Chinese food now!! Learned at an early age that every item given to us had multiple purposes. Belt=hold your pants up=beat ass when nawty. Ping pong Paddle=play table tennis=beat ass when nawty. Hair Brush=brushed hair=beat ass when nawty You get the point. No blame to or on my parents. They KNEW how to keep us IN LINE!! Unlike the POS brats these days 😲 LMFAO--I just had 10 stitches removed from my head yesterday. I have probably had at least a 100 of them through the years. Nurse WTF removed them for me said that she Has Never had any 🤔I named her Nurse WTF because she said WTF to me when she was prepping me for the removal of some skin cancer last week!! 😆 I Pity ANYONE I toss my Subway at 😁The burns they suffer will be greater then the thud they will feel from impact 🤣Always a Hot meatball sub with jalapenos and pepper jack cheese 🌶️🔥Plus I will never go tossing a sandwich that cost like 20$ freaking dollars these days. Remember the starving KID is me these days!! Thanks Biden you stupid old bastard!! Oh yeah lets not forget the cry baby MFs that feel they are worth 30$ an hour to assemble that fucking thing!! Well here I go working on my 59th year rapidly approaching still kicking and screaming GET OFF MY LAWN!! As I reach for another beer from my cooler and light up another Marlboro Red with my Zippo lighter. Or Is it my 1911 Colt thats in my jacket pocket 🤔 Ya wanna roll the 🎲on that one 😁Or perhaps there is a Giggle stick in there these days🤔I Swear, I Don't Inhale!!
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Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2025) #50
Captain Kangaroo replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
I NO more then posted what I said and then fell into a bee hive of pics of her and this damn site wont allow me to send you a DM of the link -
Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2025) #50
Captain Kangaroo replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
I wish there were more pics of Aya out there pre RLC Days 🥰 -
Staged Voyeur & Exhibitionist General (2025) #50
Captain Kangaroo replied to SPYING 1's topic in Pics & Videos Open
DAMN!!!When I first glanced at this pic, I thought it was Megan 😲 -
Sir, I give you an UP VOTE on this because I am not allowed to click on each one to relate to how I feel after watching and listening to this 🤣🤣🤣 MEGYN 🥰🥰🥰
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WELL SOB!!!! I Always thought my problem was was the MERCURY I was told NOT TO play with!! When in ACTUALITY it IS/WAS the MERCURY and TYLENOL my Doctor was dosing me with as a child 🤔🤯Where does the LEAD I was ingesting in my drinking water and paint chips I drank and ate as a young child play into the part of my CHALLENGED MENTAL STATE 🤔 Does this mean the WORLD in a WHOLE is INCORRECT with the EXCEPTION of the US in BANNING the consumption of MSG🤔🤯 WELL HELLS BELLS!!! I could have become a NASA Rocket Scientist, DOCTOR or or or maybe a POLITICIAN had My mother NOT SMOKED AND TAKEN TYLENOL whilst I was a developing fetus in her tummy!! It wasn't till she had 4 kids to deal with that she started to drink 🤔🤣 So that is NOT the cause!! I suppose I should STOP blaming my oldest sister for dropping me on my head when I was 1 week old(true story) 🙄🤪 AND, and NOW I CAN'T go to Subway and get a foot long with out being charged with possession of a DEADLY WEAPON!!! WTF am I going to have for lunch NOW???
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B2 - General Topic 2025 #31 (September)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly, Savaira (08/02/16)
Way to kill the balloon Ding Bat 🤬🤣 -
B2 - General Topic 2025 #31 (September)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly, Savaira (08/02/16)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAVIKA!!!!🥳🥳🥳🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉 -
It's ALWAYS THE RICH BASTARDS that are WILLING to give the WORKING CLASSES money away to others BUT NEVER DIPPING INTO THEIR OWN POCKETS FIRST!!! When are WE ALL Going to fix The Homeless Issues In AMERICA FIRST AND FOREMOST!!
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The dark haired one is a mattress tester as well. Did some research and they were both on the little women shows that were on TLC a few years back. The dark haired one seems to have an OF account as well 🙄😁😈
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B2 - General Topic 2025 #31 (September)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly, Savaira (08/02/16)
Zoe sticking things in her Butt again 😈 -
For Gods Sake!! Enough of the gibberish talkers and the southern birds!! Give us some of those Dirty Kinky Northern birds from Germany or Sweden 😈
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Had Too 🤣
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I Feel Sorry for the boys in her future
