my mates do that when they come to visit, they side saddle the toilet as they are shitting and let it roll down the inside making a mess the dirty grubs.
They do this to annoy me.
no I was having a go at Goldy Locks,{ he left}, I think he is taking things slow and putting in a little groundwork on her but he's being a little pussy about it
He gave her shoulders a massage, she took off all her clothes which made him think of Dick, so he layed down beside her
and cried for a while then got up went to bathroom sat down to have a piss then Irma booted him out for being a pussy.
Well this true I will stop though when I hear a loud slapping noise and then immediately intense pain arising from my the side of my face.
Then a stern voice saying try again.
My opinion might be a little bit different Benfold, dont think he is good looking at all.
Greasy messy curly hair, just a sleezy looking average bloke with fake looking glasses
Is it me or is this Bloke Irma's seeing is a bit of a dickhead.
"My Drug of choice is Sex", fuck me what a Muppet.
Irma jokingly put a knife to his face as he said she was 26, she was upset as she is only 24,
he pulled the knife out of her hand, laughed and said I don't trust you.