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Joke of the day 😉 Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Twin sisters in an Irish Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100-year-old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other. "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.." So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS! " With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US? 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A teacher was wrapping up class and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart-ass, male student named Mike Hart said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." 😉

I'm not used to Leora being awake this early.

Leora home from food shopping at 16:55

I reckon Paul would love to be pegged by Leora.

I'm all good, thank you.

How cute does Leora (Y*l*a) look sleeping?

Zaba, can't wait to get out of RLC. Never seen anyone pack like this.

Leora eating a Banana is a thing of joy.

Leora used to be apartment proud and keeping the apartment tidy. Has Paul rubbed off on her?

Surprised that Leora going to bed leaving the apartment in such a messy state.

Beer math 🍻🍻😅😅in Australia and this is when asked by our wives we answer if asked.

P.S Leora time for some new sexy toys too.

Just about every woman in RLC does a workout every day apart from Leora. Leora has all the gear she needs to do some exercise apart from being lazy what's stopping her? Also, it would get her out of the bedroom and into the Living room for a change.

Quite sad. Leora needs to replace it.

Who's exercising now in the fitness room?

Wouldn't mind her buying new toys 😋

Is Leora becoming lazy? She doesn't even vacuum anymore!!!

When was the last time Leora used the bike?

You are very right

While Leora is away something to keep you entertained.

Leora will need to put it together. You wouldn't think Paul is smart enough.

Leora may as well be prattling to the wall as Paul isn't listening.