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About Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on the plane from Cairns to Perth. That's a very long flight so in the end the lawyer decides to make some conversation and asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention, and- to keep him quiet- she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
  2. Jimmy Barnes has said of the song, "I went to America just after Bodyswerve and met Jonathan Cain, who was in The Babys and Journey. It means a lot to me. Most people thought it was written about me, but it was actually written about my audience - staunch, honest people, who work and who care." Barnes said that, due to the "great band" he had, the recording was done in about 5 takes. "It was fun to sing, so I was really pleased. I didn't realise how much of an impact it would have as an image centre for the next five years." The music video was filmed in Australia at the Port Kembla Steelworks in Wollongong, New South Wales, and in cane fields near Cairns in Queensland. The Director/DOP of the clip was Chris Frazer and the Producer/2nd unit Camera was Mark Lovick.
  3. It great seeing our favorite girls sleeping in the same bed.
  4. One thing you need to know "it your opinion" a opinion is either right or wrong just your opinion. So this being the case "my opinion" is different from yours. I don't have to agree with you and you don't have to agree with me. I addressed your main point about the "site" not about Leora/ Malia. Please read my post before trying to make fun of me. I just can't believe you believe that what happens in all the apartments are real life, surely not? Also another point are you saying that it's never happened friends making out ever before in the whole world? Never ever? even when drunk. You must believe in Santa Claus hahaha
  5. You are very wrong, that's what the company want you to think. Example is your parents would have told you Father Christmas is real and you believed them. Sorry if they are charging you be able to watch it's a paid sex site. I take it you don't believe the tenants don't get bonuses for having sex on camera too?
  6. I understand your point clearly, but this is a paid sex site and your living at the property. Does being friends does that give you a free pass to not do anything sexual to yourself? Maybe in real life she never does anything sexual even to herself then she would be living real life here. But I find it hard to believe that such a beautiful woman doesn't or hasn't bated. I don't want to be rude but looking at her womans bits it looks like its been ok for use many times. As always this is just my opinion and means nothing other than to me. P.S don't get me started on the female hormones as my wife is going through menopause. " I'm living through a living hell" on that front.
  7. A sexfight more like it. Now that is something I would pay $50 to watch live. The winner takes all the cash sexfight.
  8. Leora could give her pussy a rub and Malia wouldn't know it. 😛
  9. OMG, a week with Irma would turn Malia into a sexually beast.
  10. Would love to see Leora lay on top of Malia with legs open would be a lovely view.😍
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