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Quote from my wife: "why buy expensive lingerie if you only have it on for 5 minutes" ........................damn that is so true ! 😈

What did she do ??? water the plants?

I saw Linda with the Mutt on her lap, shot by T-blubber and a pregnant couple photoshoot, shot by Linda. what did i miss ?

I know, but "it" will show up from time to time and then Alberto has to look at it 😅

Both still in bed ?

Hopefully without being disrespectful, but OMG !

And then what? she wil not doing anything about it. 😝

They are not allowed to keep pets (permanent) in those apartments.

If T ever gets bold he will start to look like Uncle Fester with those dark circles beneath his eyes, the man is still not well after 14 days.

Had to google "orifice", but you are right....I laughed so hard I did shit my pants. 😂

C'mon man, that "pole dancing" looked like Tinky Winky trying to breakdance 😉

BS story as always, don't you have a real hobby Jugg? stamp collecting maybe? 😂

So true mate..."give". She is not receiving and In fact, it seems she doesn't want it anymore (from T bone anyway). Sometimes I think this marriage is already over without them realizing it. They surely not behaving as a normal married couple.

The hobbit sure does not look like a "Jade".

If you like watching sick ppl....have fun 😉

You must be my age to notice that 😝

They are not allowed to have (permanent) pets in the apartment.

To me ??? instead of Linda (read Kitty) ? .....................wow...that's a first ! well...I AM a funny guy ya know.

T-Bone still sick after 10 days, lying in bed until 13:30. You cannot be (as you say yourself) an Actor😝, a rapper, breakdancer, youth worker, filmmaker, photographer, image processor. A day has only 24 hours and then winter hasn't even really started yet. Grow up man, make some choices, and keep your woman healthy....we need her at least 😉

So true, but that is not a skill 😉

Great, any other skills you noticed ? 😈

Dont know about stepping up, could it be that she secretly is sleeping behind the computer ? 😉 ps: T-Bone is always acting like a fool 😉

Not anymore, we are stalking now 😉

And tonight again Take Away food just as yesterday Chinese...... wow....3 times in 36 hours. That cant be healthy.

She definitely is lazy, but we have to nuance that a bit, based on her workouts she can't even sustain 5 minutes, this may be because she too has had Corona several times and thus has also been left with low stamina. Furthermore, a good workout with such large breasts is also almost impossible, its nice to see for us, but for her it must be frustrating to be blessed with big tis and on the other hand, they are keeping her from a slimmer body she so desperately wants. she looks at her butt whenever she gets the chance, even in the reflective plate in the kitchen extractor, which is really an obsession (in my humble opinion). These days she tries more to make something of the day with some computer work. Tibor doesn't really help either and lives in his own childish world and just wont grow up!. Just like last winter, a difficult time is coming for both of them where a lot of irritation will arise. Then there will be a revival during Christmas (an important period for Linda) and she will be showered with presents from Tibor who hopes to "buy" some (more) sex that way. From there it always goes downhill quickly again. can't wait to see how things turn out differently this winter.