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  1. Hahaha, T-Moron returned at 10:00 with toilet paper en other grosseries while Miss Lazy B is still in bed. We know who wears the pants in this relationship #thepowerofthepussy
  2. Hahaha, can you imagine one of his customers would see that? 'look honey, the guy who filmed our wedding is jerking himself off behind his computer'. Great advertising
  3. Well he has 3.5 weeks to refill.........if he can withstand all those gorgeous, young and slim fit lady's on his computer screen.
  4. Maybe 5 years ago
  5. Well its the end of the month Let me ask: the whole sitcom took about 10 minutes and she did not came.....right ?
  6. T-Blob has started the day with a bun and a Red Bull (ish) drink.........hmmm healthy ! hope there is one drink too (or 5) for Miss Lazy B so she wil move her ass for once
  7. He is getting her sick too with his bacterial infected chubby fingers
  8. The fireworks stopped after they got married and she (and he) gained 20 pounds.
  9. Sex has turned out to be way too much effort for her so she just stopped doing it. T shoots his load mostly under his keyboard early in the morning.
  10. T-Fester lying on the Sofa, looks sickly (again). Took about 6 pills (supplements) this morning. Winter is coming !
  11. Did she just swept the floor ?
  12. Back in the days, when I was 30 pounds lighter I had more endurance too
  13. She is hard at work on the sofa !
  14. She is struggling with everything
  15. Bedwinner ya mean ?😁
  16. Kssttttttt.
  17. Both on/in bed, T-Corpse is dead
  18. She has sweat glands?
  19. Cloth fitting day, so hard at work !
  20. 10:45, she is almost ready to seize the day in all her glory (whats left of it) 11:00 Update, got out to take a piss and went straight to bed again. Seizing the day has to wait.
  21. Fortunately, we can also enjoy gymnastics for the disabled again. The sitcom is about to start !
  22. There back online ! seems nothing has changed !
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