chris hillman

2 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

The dish washer needs emptying i think.

Dish washer ive emptied already

2 minutes ago, Donald hillman said:

Uncle chris is here to help with anything that needs doing 

 Yes im here anytime thank you don  just caught me haveing a wank over an old video of leora in the first apartment when i first so her touch herself

5 minutes ago, Nicholas said:

     Perhaps it could be the 🚽 porcelain throne itself. But, it also could very well be nothing more than a 📲.

I would lick it    i have all 3 of my leora pricks

3 hours ago, chris hillman said:

I would have come to help them but i was best man at a funeral in windsor

Bad taste im not a royalist but i apologise if i upset anybody im a cunt and now you know why

1 hour ago, jimbo4 said:

Not necessarily, although I wouldn't bet on it. It could just be that because they have been so ill they didn't have the inclination to do housework.

I would have come to help them but i was best man at a funeral in windsor

2 minutes ago, crocodile dundee said:

she should also take out her FAN CLUB to get them some fresh air

Rock on croc in my dreams fucking hell what would we get up to

5 minutes ago, jimbo4 said:

SG! I didn't call you pathetic I called your reaction pathetic. There's nothing wrong with you mate your'e a good guy, but you take negative remarks about Malia too personal... It's human nature mate, I like white bread and you like brown bread, you like milk chocolate and I like plain chocolate, just personal tasts, nothing more and nothing less.

It's sometimes not the messages that are posted that sometimes cause disruption, it's the way over protective people accept them when in many cases no malice was meant.

And although I don't necessarily agree with DDHM, I do defend his right to say it, and he should at least be shown the respect and common courtesy of an intelligent reply instead of a stupid emoji, which as I stated last week says more about the mentality of the sender than it does of the recipient.

Personally as I have told you before mate, I don't hate Malia, why would I? I don't even know her, but I don't appreciate her perhaps as much as you do...What's the problem mate.!

There we are all friends now ARNT WE

1 minute ago, ddhm said:

You can go out and it’s cold and here that is warm we are still locked . Madness . 

I will have a drink on you my friend cheers

4 minutes ago, ddhm said:

I apologize to anyone who is reading the posts and they are off topic , I don’t want to have differences with anyone . I come here and post what I think and believe for this apartment and I challenge anyone to find any post by me that I spoke any vulgar language for any forum member or tenant  . I am asking one thing , what’s the point to give an emoji reaction than if you don’t agree or hate or whatever I post to be adults  and talk about it , exchange opinions , agree , disagree and maybe at the end reach a common conclusion ? Is communication so difficult nowadays ? 
 

I apologize again but this won’t prevent me from posting here , the good friend patou gave his opinion , I can’t understand how difficult this is for the rest who prefer the emojis than the posts . 

Fucking hell you can tell beer gardens are open again fucking hell lifes too fucking short and thats 2 fucks im not getting  calm down calm down  if not fuck off and piss some other cunt off thats for all of us there debate and there is bate 

21 minutes ago, pulo filipe said:

Leora maybe went to the doctor 

 

Must be good over there if you want a doctor here you have to be dying before you can see one and that will be in a weeks time

Just now, chris hillman said:

Also makes them easy to have your end away with they dont struggle as much and tell you to fuck off

Ps they can be right bitches as well

11 minutes ago, Aussie_oi_oi said:

There's something about a woman when there sick at makes them very attractive.

Also makes them easy to have your end away with they dont struggle as much and tell you to fuck off

2 minutes ago, marco6742 said:

Trust me, you're better off taking my medical advice than any of the clowns they call doctors nowadays, after all, they have you all convinced that Covid is actually affecting 30 year olds, it isn't, never was, she has a cold and is doing the whole 'man-flu' thing for sympathy and attention.

While you are there doctor i get an hard on everytime leora sneezes do l need medical help

20 minutes ago, marco6742 said:

To me they look like they're just taking a break from the 'entertainment', years of working with british people has given me a a knack for spotting a 'sicknote' , the fact that they seem absolutely fine for sporadic moments then all of a sudden they are 'sick' again when the food/phone calls/drama stops says to me they are blagging it for a few days rest from trying to entertain the viewers. People their age dont get sick very often,leora is especially prone to these bouts of 'sickness' every now and then and i wouldnt pay any attention to what they say on the phone or to each other on cam as its just that, for the cam.

Thank you doctor marco i was afraid it was the virus they had you put my mind at rest next time i am ill i will call you

Just now, chris hillman said:

When im unwell i think of leora and have a wank 

And then im fucked

19 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

When you're unwell, you want to be alone more, rather than have to speak or whatever, both already looked sluggish yesterday, and today Leora is more tired. So another night apart would basically be the same as them both being in i think. Can't see them together in one room, when they both feel like crap.

When im unwell i think of leora and have a wank 

1 hour ago, blue is the colour said:

Get Malia to rub Tiger Balm in her neck and shoulders.

And everywhere else that will warm it up

9 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

Don't tell Don.

He could be away for awhile been out in his raincoat       last time  he  was seen was  outside a school talking to a policeman

3 hours ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

How did i know you would say that? 🤔

Thats me been helpfull

26 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

I could see yesterday and in fact the day before (with Malia) they were both suffering, and this morning Leora was clearly more uncomfortable than last night as she sat on the couch with her hot drink waiting to leave. So this morning was all about trying to sort this out. Malia is bunged up and run down, Leora has a bad throat and is run down (i think she has recurring sinus trouble anyway nowadays), Malia's bloody Auntie is due.....

.....Remember when i said if this week will be as good as last week? That was wishful thinking!!🙃

Best thing for both is just cover up, keep warm, get rid of it for 2 days. Be gone in no time. Plus one thing that isn't there thankfully, which knowing them they'd end up using - That bloody shisha pipe.

Ive something they could put in there mouths and swallow      just trying to help

1 hour ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

Yes it probably would make her cry.😊

A least she isnt laughing😅😥

1 hour ago, pulo filipe said:

asks for other thumbs lent to the brother 👋

Show me yours and if mine fits on the screen i will show you mine that will make leoras eyes water

31 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

 

Well yes, but it still 'Went in' an inch just like the last 2 times from Malia on Leora. It's still penetration. I observed it several times too, and can see on cam 9 it goes in, only slightly and for a couple of seconds but it does. Leora didn't do it back though this time. But if you want things to go further, only they know if it will happen, we don't do we. As i always say, lines could be drawn at what they are happy with, so what we see is maybe the extent of it. But if you like it, great, if not, well not great! But it's more than enjoyable already for me.

Wish i had gone in an inch or more

16 hours ago, jimbo4 said:

Tommy Cooper was another great, Silly as a bag of bollocks....At the Royal Variety Show years ago, he said to the Queen, " Excuse me your majesty can I ask you a personal question? She said as long as it's not too personal Tommy. He then said " Do you like football " She replied, " not really Tommy " to which he replied .." Well in that case, can I have your cup final tickets "

While we are on funnies just heard megan markle as been asked by the royal family to come over they need a spade urgently to dig a grave

2 minutes ago, pulo filipe said:

leora needs koala's love and affection 🐨

Its ok i have a  koala fancy dress im on my way