The guy was well endowed, but exaggeratedly endowed: his instrument measured 50 cm!!! In reality he was not as happy as many might imagine. He always had to buy baggy pants so he could tie said whose on his thigh. Urinating was a nightmare, just imagine... The girls fainted just thinking about it... One day he was crying his sorrows with a friend, talking about his sufferings. The friend said: - But that's okay! Don't you know that there is a thrush in the forest? - Like this?? - You go there, and ask her if she wants to marry you. She will answer: No. With that her cock will shrink ten centimeters. - Serious!!! I'm going there tomorrow morning... When we got there, our friend had no trouble finding the thrush. - Sapinha, do you want to marry me? - No! Returning home, he went straight to the bathroom, ruler in hand: 40 cm! Overjoyed at the shortened he went out for a spin, and began to think: In reality 50 or 40 is still impractical. I will go back in the forest again. - Sapinha, do you want to marry me? - No! And measured again: 30 cm! He thought: Hmm, better than before, but maybe at 20... Oh yeah, the girls would be thrilled. And there he returned: - Sapinha, do you want to marry me? - I already said: No! No! No!