One fine day, an IT intern received an urgent telegram from his manager, which only said: P.O.R.R.A.! The next day the poor doormat hurried to answer by telegram: F.O.D.A. - S.E.! Returning to the main office, he was immediately called by the manager, who told him: -You had no right to answer me like that! Don't you know we're in cost containment? My telegram was simplified and the meaning of P.O.R.R.A. It's: 'Please Send the Late Report' The intern argued: - I know all this and it was exactly in that spirit that I answered you F.O.D.A. - S.E.! which means: 'It Was Dispatched Yesterday; Tomorrow Will Be Delivered.'