A boy asks his father 'Daddy, how many types of breasts are there?' The father, surprised, responds 'Well, son, there are three types of breasts. At twenty a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. From thirty to forty they are like pears, still nice but a little droopy. After fifty they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you look at them and cry...'. A girl asks her mother 'Mom, how many types of chicks are there?' The mother, surprised, responds 'Well, daughter, a man, goes through three stages. At twenty, a man's dick is hard and erect like an oak tree. From thirty to forty he is like a willow tree, supple but sure. At fifty he is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes, dry and with some balls hanging for decoration'.