Just think there could be the orgy of all orgies going on in that apartment right now, complete with Jane, Dick, Jewell, Tk2 and Miss V, Katia, Silk, Nelly, Bogdan, a mariachi band, the entire Moscow Dynamo hockey team, a tour bus full of Ugandan nuns, an Olympic weight-lifter, the former Mayor of Sverdlovsk and trained chimpanzee with bad intentions, and we'd be missing it!