A bus full of Catholic school girls drives off a cliff and they all perish.
They are greeted at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter and he asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once looked at one when a friend was getting dressed". St. Peter says, "Okay, go rinse your eyes with the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Becky, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St.
Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one of the girls was pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Sally, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."