franklin

It could be a simple as an advert in a student newspaper asking for volunteers. They'll have a had a chance to meet with each other, agree to the terms and conditions, and sign the waiver and legal papers (18 USC 257) that all porn sites are required to provide. It's not much different from TV's Big Brother recruitment.

The theory that they're a manufactured couple seems to be the case - if they had been in an established relationship before, they would not be discussing their "first time". I also think they talk in English because they speak different first languages. Their accents are heavily Nigerian and East European.

They're discussing their experience in English. It turns out that was the first time they've had sex together. She was worried about her pussy being "fishy" but he said it tasted of water, and she then asked if he enjoyed the sex. While playing with his dick, she commented that his dick feels like a toy. I think she's trying for round 2.

One thing for sure - he's a show-er not a grow-er.

And we have the final score in for the Eurovision Shag Contest. Hakeem: nul points

Perhaps a very big hint from RLC?

Here's another thing that puzzles me. Where are the gang of female friends who arrive with wine and sympathy when the shit hits the fan like this? When my wife and I had a row, there seemed to be a mysterious radar signal that went out and within minutes there'd be a horde of women gossiping and laughing in the kitchen, with the obligatory sudden silence if I walked in on them. Whatever happened in there it always worked and peace was restored in reasonable time.

Dick, if you're reading this here's a bit of relationship advice... Buy her some flowers, you twat. Universal relationship fail-safe.

It looks like last night's action broke the internet. 😂

It's all of the unknowns that make this my favourite apartment. There are at least four other people intimately involved in the life of Jane & Dick, and no-one really knows what the hell is going on. It's the unpredictability that makes J&D compelling viewing! You can speculate about who does what with whom and when it's going to happen, then sit back and wait through days of routine only to find that when the action happens something else takes place. Look at the recent events: Dick and Katia - a teasingly slow lead up to the sex games that everyone had been waiting for, then Dick screws it up in the most idiotic way possible; Jane and TK2 alone - what the fuck? Who on earth would have thought that would go a far as it did? This is reality gold!!!! I doubt it very much, but If this apartment's activities are indeed scripted by RLC, the writer and director deserve an award for their work - "Best Reality Soap Opera"

Eva is having an English lesson just now. Her English accent and gentle voice is incredibly sexy. 😛

I've just witnessed a miracle. Hakeem has become a woman and is sleeping in the guest room. Asia is still looking very lonely and bemused in the bedroom. This "couple" is weird.

"Poker Night" There's innuendo in there somewhere...

😁 for a moment I thought it was the Italian sense of humour!

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Let me get this right - you call them by the opposite names to everyone else? Why on earth woud you do that?

You're mixing up Jewel with Katia - Jewel is the one you call yellow-pants, Katia is the teasing girl who has never gone beyond clothed petting.

You mean like Leora & Paul? 😀 RLC might as well record a 24 hour period for that apartment and play it on a loop.

I say good for her - she made it quite clear to TK2 that the panties were staying on. He did give removal a try a couple of times, but Jane stuck to her guns. A bit of finger and tongue applied to the entrance is as far as guests manage to get, and she still gets off on it. At the moment, Jane has full access to the Tunnel of Love and the Hershey Highway strictly reserved for Dick, it seems.

Well, there you go. Despite the routine foreplay, Jane's virginity remains intact. Both TK2's and Jane's underwear is firmly and resolutely still in place, so unless there's a change of heart and a move towards Round 2, I think the adventure is over for the night. I've run out of popcorn anyway.

Yep, he's making his move. This can't end well. Or can it?....

You may need software that clears flash cookies - try Glary Utilities or Privazer. Clear browser cache and cookies, run a deep clean with one of the programs, then restart the browser. If they don't work bring out the big guns by trying CCleaner. It also just occurred to me that RLC may be logging IP addresses - to get a new one, just switch your router off for 30 seconds then on again.

I've just logged in on RLC... Surely not....

Clear cookies and cache from your browser and you'll get a reset of time available - it's what I used to do.