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  1. Thank you, Monica in the dress? the one with 4 ears is kinda pretty. which is a sentence i never thought i'd ever say, lol
  2. Who are the lasses in the kitchen, having some food? (finding it hard to recognise anyone with there clothes on) πŸ™‚
  3. Alberto will prob leave in time to save his sofa being eaten by Taco πŸ™‚ (someone need to send him some Ducktape. πŸ™‚ )
  4. Ah yes, the sex session for Nelly peccadillo for fingering Martina up the chuffer then into the lady garden, cheerfully spreading some recycled chocolatey errr stuff into her hole-in-one, before once again eating her out? Yummy or maybe not! πŸ™‚ Maybe Nelly is just a dirty little madam, with a taste for the unusual πŸ™‚
  5. Martina looks like she need several good meals, obviously just eating fur-burgers if no good for putting on some weight. πŸ™‚
  6. guess i would be tempted if i could keep all the swelling, but none of the pain. πŸ˜„
  7. Buzz buzz toy? she is into wasps? I thought she was into pussies? πŸ˜„
  8. Just had a thought, God only knows what all that will translate as, if anyone uses google translate. I can only apologies for any confusion. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
  9. Sure is, I been up there a few times, he moved to West Wales to find work back in the 80's, he is still here, we get on well and pop in to see each other, (well till this Covid kicked off)
  10. I can just about understand Georgie, My daughters granddad is from South Shields. πŸ™‚
  11. You must have had one of the newer models, lol, my mate came to see me, he was on-call, his "mobile" was the size of a large car battery with as you said a full size telephone handset on top, it nearly killed him carrying up two flights of stairs to my the flat i had at the time. πŸ™‚
  12. I can do better πŸ™‚ care of Ms Rafferty (SNL Sketches) simply hysterical. Google: ' mrs rafferty snl' a list of the sketches should appear. πŸ™‚ If you don't laugh you are either dead, or don't speak english, πŸ™‚ Regardless here are a few more from the school of female anatomy... (apologies as slightly off topic) Coot coot and prune shoot, Fun bun and mud gun, Drainer and stainer, Cooter and tooter Hog taker and log maker, Grassy knoll and gassy hole, Bush and tush, Taco and Choco Pink pocket and stink rocket, Fuzzy and scuzzy, Baby tunnel and gravy funnel Please-hump-it and cheese trumpet ,Clam casino and bean burrito
  13. Obviously I'm guessing here but in the show she and Nelly put on, Nelly put her finger up Martinas poop shoot then into her toot toot, which frankly is a good way of transferring faecal matter and cause an infection.
  14. Long shot but maybe the neighbours had gone to visit and stay with relatives like we saw so many come and stay at the rlc apartments to be with family on the Easter holidays. πŸ™‚
  15. Not attractive enough? guess you have not heard that old expression "you don't look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire" πŸ™‚
  16. So in plain english, fook off! and take your vitriol else where.
  17. Easter Monday, Maybe going to church, πŸ™‚ (oh the irony if that was the case) Lol
  18. A understatement I'm thinking, that was pretty disgusting.
  19. If he knows there is a camera there why is he showing his phone's screen to it, it looked like he was scrolling through photos of men on it. πŸ™‚ (Not that I'm suggesting any impropriety obviously. πŸ™‚ )
  20. Must have been a cigarette break, all back playing that board game now.
  21. My Vet, (well my dogs vet) πŸ™‚ said that the new surgical wing they had built was build from fee's they got from operations performed on a dog that kept eating the same stuff. Obviously he was exaggerating but still. Them pesky mutts, Lol. Taco is going to be in the doghouse as we say over here. πŸ™‚ when they get home. Or not, they are home. πŸ™‚
  22. Anyone one know what board game they are playing? Thx
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