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Just now, jimbo4 said:

There is no argument from me mate...I neither take myself, RLC, the girls or this forum serious anymore....It's humour that keeps this world going round, too many people take themselves and life in general far too seriously ( there are exceptions of course ).

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry all alone"

"If you're 70 and can make someone laugh, you feel 20 again. If you're 20 and don't get a laugh, you can feel 70".

Bob Monkhouse.

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Just now, Slipper Guyquad said:

"If you're 70 and can make someone laugh, you feel 20 again. If you're 20 and don't get a laugh, you can feel 70".

Bob Monkhouse.

Now there was a master off his art.

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4 minutes ago, jimbo4 said:

Now there was a master of his art.

Absolutely, pity so many only knew him as a game show host. But never short of a comeback. I remember him on an awards show and Jack Dee made some off hand remark about there being a lot of 'Old baggage' on that show and quick as a flash, Bob said 'Well i'm certainly carrying you'.

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6 hours ago, jimbo4 said:

There is no argument from me mate...I neither take myself, RLC, the girls or this forum serious anymore....It's humour that keeps this world going round, too many people take themselves and life in general far too seriously ( there are exceptions of course ).

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry all alone"

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

"If you're 70 and can make someone laugh, you feel 20 again. If you're 20 and don't get a laugh, you can feel 70".

Bob Monkhouse.

Tommy Cooper was another great, Silly as a bag of bollocks....At the Royal Variety Show years ago, he said to the Queen, " Excuse me your majesty can I ask you a personal question? She said as long as it's not too personal Tommy. He then said " Do you like football " She replied, " not really Tommy " to which he replied .." Well in that case, can I have your cup final tickets "

Just like that | aweirdthing

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Only the other night, i saw a repeat of Millionaire, and the £1000 question was "Which comedian's catchphrase was 'It's the way i tell 'em'?". The guy really had no idea. So guessed and said "B, final answer".

He guessed it was Bernard Manning.....

He fucking deserved to walk away with nothing!! 😅

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7 minutes ago, Slipper Guyquad said:

Only the other night, i saw a repeat of Millionaire, and the £1000 question was "Which comedian's catchphrase was 'It's the way i tell 'em'?". The guy really had no idea. So guessed and said "B, final answer".

He guessed it was Bernard Manning.....

He fucking deserved to walk away with nothing!! 😅

Hehe! That’s a fucking cracker.....Frank Carson, very funny man, and an ex paratrooper.

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