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I'd be in the bar. This squirrel 's wife is very possessive, has rabies, and keeps trying to feed me anti-freeze when I've messed around with other squirrel-girls.

They didn't tell me that marriage meant that they clip your wings...

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Mine is the exact opposite. She'll flip me $50 and tell me to go to the tittie bar. Then when I get home, she'll be waiting in the bedroom for me to reward her for her permissiveness.

But she won't let me take that money to the local Asian massage place. When I come home from there she plays hell getting it back up.

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