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OMG LOOK PAUL IS TRYING TO NOT CUM IN 3 MINUTES - FUCK COULDN'T HANG ON AGAIN!!!


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It is not worth having a 'OMG loooook they are having sexxxxxxx' topic thread because what Paul and poor Leora do could never be described as sex!!!

Poor Leora tries hard to sound like she is overwhelmed by Paul's lovemaking techniques. She fully accepts that no matter what happens she is never going to actually cum and that she is going to have to clean cum from her belly/chest/tits and then shower off the residue.

Paul in the meantime wanders off to clean his bent knob completely happy that he has satisfied HIMSELF and that he needn't bother to even think he might have satisfied his gorgeous partner!!

So don't ever use the other topic or you will be prosecuted under the trades descriptions act!!!!!

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I actually think Paul gets a bad press.

He's nowhere near as bad as some people on this board would have you believe and, what is most important Leora obviously loves him and is committed to him.

I think a lot of people on this board would be no better than Paul if they had a partner as oviously attractive as Leora.

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Completely agree my guess is a few people having a go at him are prob still virgins or couldn't last more then a minute themselves.

I know ive had a few occations where ive been a "1 minute wonder" lol, no where near as frequent as Paul lol but it does happen to everyone

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I like Paul too. He seems a good guy who loves his girl (and now the dog!). He is intelligent and speaks English. I actually don't know if he works but by the by...

This thread was meant to be fun! In the UK it is known as Irony.

At my age my problem is not shooting too early it is getting it up in the first place!!!!

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Poor Paul.  I gotta say.  if you fucked as little as he did with a woman who did nothing but have drama but was a little hottie, I think you would blow a load in 3 min or less and roll over and sleep and hopefully not hear a word she says...That being said...... Leora and Alina need to have a nice lesbian session.  The world would be a brighter place.

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Leora is a beautiful woman, and he is an artillery man (or something like that), and they love one another or they would split from one another, and that's about all there is to say about that.

(But if you could clone her and make her into a little pill, she'd destroy the entire market for Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. RLC admin's could retire in luxury the very next week.)

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