DG Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I think that Stepan is a very lucky guy. Maya is a "keeper" because: 1. She cooks using real food, pots and pans. 2. She knows how to sew. 3. She actually uses their iron and ironing board. 4. She gives their dog baths in the bathtub. 5. She knows how to re-finish auto body panels. 6. After watching her perform oral sex on Stepan, I believe she could probably suck a golf ball up a garden hose. 7. Oh yes, she also has a great pair of Hooters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirik Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I agree but the hooters should be nr 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I just assumed automatically that "Everyone Loves Maya." (The title sounds like it could make a great TV sit-com series! :P :-* ;D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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