woodworker Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I thought we covered that. HMFIC stands for,.. Homeless, Must Fuck In Car And please don't pick on HMFIC concerning his sentence structure. He's had a hard time since his stroke, but I know for a fact with regards to myself, He can still say FUCK YOU very clearly. He's a good guy, as I'm sure somewhere's down deep inside you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMY SNIPER Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I thought we covered that. HMFIC stands for,.. Homeless, Must Fuck In Car And please don't pick on HMFIC concerning his sentence structure. He's had a hard time since his stroke, but I know for a fact with regards to myself, He can still say FUCK YOU very clearly. He's a good guy, as I'm sure somewhere's down deep inside you are. Thank's Woody. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parasite Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I don't ready ever post, Gents. Just ones that are readable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I don't ready ever post, Gents. Just ones that are readable. Please excuse me: "don't ready ever post" is a short phrase, but it makes little sense in English, and therefore is not Strunk & White. But thank you for your brevity. I hope you like white wine instead of red. That's all the wine that is left at Old Dudes. Dammit. Bring your girl friends. They like white wine. We might even like your girls. :) Then you and I will argue about the best IPA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ww_watcher Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Personally I prefer Stouts and Porters...and a slingshot so I can shoot un-shelled pecans at the canes of old people who walk past my porch. Every now and then I score a hit and knock the cane sideways just enough so that they list a bit to starboard and sail right into the curb. Why Pecans you ask? So I can blame it on Foamy T. of course. BTW. I was cleaning out the man cave for yard sale fodder and came across a VHS tape of The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle...and it stills plays. Anyone jealous yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parasite Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I should have proofread my post first. :-\ It should be that I don't read every post. After a few choice IPA's the fingers react slower than the mind. So I'm human. Shoot me. It's not like I do every sentence in every post this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ww_watcher Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 If you misbehave then you by the beer for the rest of the night and I like Samuel Smith's Taddy Porter... and I can drink let a dry sponge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parasite Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I used to be able to do that. And yes, I could make out what you were saying. But you misbehaved as bad as I did, so buy your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ww_watcher Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Here, take the slingshot while I go get us another beer...here's the ammo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parasite Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Only if you let me take a head shot at Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ww_watcher Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Sorry. He's not allowed on our street. Besides there isn't a golf course for miles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parasite Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Or a Mosque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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