Jonno Posted September 14 Author Share Posted September 14 She wanted to sell me a whole bedroom set, but I just wanted one nightstand. Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time... Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted September 16 Author Share Posted September 16 Porn is so unrealistic, my stepmom hated me. People who buy sex dolls are just fucking dummies. There, I said it. I asked my pilot if she'd be okay having sex with me on our flight. She replied, "I don't give a flying fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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