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Jonno

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She wanted to sell me a whole bedroom set, but I just wanted one nightstand.

 

Met a girl in the pub last night who said she'd show me a good time... Got outside, she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds...

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Porn is so unrealistic, my stepmom hated me.

 

People who buy sex dolls are just fucking dummies. There, I said it.

 

I asked my pilot if she'd be okay having sex with me on our flight. She replied, "I don't give a flying fuck. 

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