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Jonno

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A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.

 

My wife asked me, "What are the chances I will get accepted into a convent if I lose weight?" I said, "Slim to nun".

 

 

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I tried being polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!". Fucking bitch.

 

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause you are annoying and won't shut the fuck up.

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She's looking for a man to take her breath away. Hopefully gagging counts.

 

Most females don't answer video calls after 9pm because their face has been restored to factory settings.

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