Jonno Posted 10 hours ago Author Share Posted 10 hours ago A woman is like a parachute - can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one. My wife asked me, "What are the chances I will get accepted into a convent if I lose weight?" I said, "Slim to nun". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted 10 hours ago Author Share Posted 10 hours ago I tried being polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!". Fucking bitch. Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause you are annoying and won't shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted 9 hours ago Author Share Posted 9 hours ago No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?" Damn girl, are you a newspaper? Because there's a new issue with you every fucking day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonno Posted 8 hours ago Author Share Posted 8 hours ago She's looking for a man to take her breath away. Hopefully gagging counts. Most females don't answer video calls after 9pm because their face has been restored to factory settings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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