TBG 150 Posted September 26 Posted September 26 There is a local saying in the surrounding communities where I live. It goes something like this...'Never fuck around in XXXXXXXX. Behind every door is a 12 gauge just waiting to blow your dumbass away'. No one steals packages, knocks mailboxes off of their stands, tries to kidnap children coming or going to school, or really anything considered bad. We did have a few incidents of school kids trying car doors at night and stealing loose change, glasses and other things, but that stopped real quick when a few got kneecapped with 2X4's and had to sit in casts for a few months. No one knew anything about who did the breaking of the legs and the cops didn't really dig either. They just knew that we would take care of our own neighborhood so they really didn't have to. 1
Captain Kangaroo Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 5 hours ago, TBG 150 said: There is a local saying in the surrounding communities where I live. It goes something like this...'Never fuck around in XXXXXXXX. Behind every door is a 12 gauge just waiting to blow your dumbass away'. No one steals packages, knocks mailboxes off of their stands, tries to kidnap children coming or going to school, or really anything considered bad. We did have a few incidents of school kids trying car doors at night and stealing loose change, glasses and other things, but that stopped real quick when a few got kneecapped with 2X4's and had to sit in casts for a few months. No one knew anything about who did the breaking of the legs and the cops didn't really dig either. They just knew that we would take care of our own neighborhood so they really didn't have to. When I was a kid and you fucked up at your friends house, you got your ass whooped by their parents and then were sent home. By the time you made that walk of SHAME home your MAMA has been called already and she was standing in the doorway with an item of ASS DESTRUCTION behind her back 😬😲 I guaranty you, you were Not going to eat dinner that night. Nor were you going to sit or sleep on your backside!! For at least a week 🤣 And that is NORMAL CHILD RAISING 🤣 1
Captain Kangaroo Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 Cats Be like watching women in the wild 🤣 1
TBG 150 Posted September 26 Posted September 26 @Captain Kangaroo I tried to PM you so the thread doesn't get muddied up, but this site is so screwed up all I could put in was a subject. We used to have a whip that was a 2' section of 2" dowel rod with 9 strips of leather attached to it. We called it "The Cat of Nine Tails" When it came out and the old man would twirl it over his head, it would whistle. It did no good to run. He was a USMC Master Sergeant and could outrun us in speed and distance. We (brother and I) would just stand there and take the punishment. It wasn't brutal and we always got the, "This is going to hurt me more then you", deal. Just one time I smarted off back that I didn't think so. I never did it again, I just shut up. 1
Captain Kangaroo Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 3 hours ago, TBG 150 said: @Captain Kangaroo I tried to PM you so the thread doesn't get muddied up, but this site is so screwed up all I could put in was a subject. We used to have a whip that was a 2' section of 2" dowel rod with 9 strips of leather attached to it. We called it "The Cat of Nine Tails" When it came out and the old man would twirl it over his head, it would whistle. It did no good to run. He was a USMC Master Sergeant and could outrun us in speed and distance. We (brother and I) would just stand there and take the punishment. It wasn't brutal and we always got the, "This is going to hurt me more then you", deal. Just one time I smarted off back that I didn't think so. I never did it again, I just shut up. Sent you a DM on this
Captain Kangaroo Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 You just NEVER KNEW what she would say 🤣
Captain Kangaroo Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 Who would have thought that having a Pet could be SO DANGEROUS 🤔🤣 1
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