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Posted
Just now, legobind said:

That kind of just sounds like it'd be a lawsuit waiting to happen

Oh never do it at work, i would never say anything to a woman at work... Maybe it's a good thing I work at home now....I'm a pretty smooth guy, when it comes to talking to woman. i'm very confident I've always been very confident.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Maxbell said:

Me staring at their butt and saying “nice ass” isn’t working for me

Tell them your name is Bruno, and that you're homosexual.

That trick  always scares the girls away, and you can relax.

 

Posted
1 minute ago, northguy said:

The prescription for a harem.

Well i'm a free man now, I was married for 19 years... I miss being married, but i'm 41 years old, i still bench press over 400 pounds, I'm in excellent shape, I'm handsome. And it's time for me to not look back, but go forward and have fun. 🙂 

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19 minutes ago, biglou1985 said:

Well i'm a free man now, I was married for 19 years... I miss being married, but i'm 41 years old, i still bench press over 400 pounds, I'm in excellent shape, I'm handsome. And it's time for me to not look back, but go forward and have fun. 🙂 

Don't forget to mention your modesty :biggrin:

Posted
il y a 39 minutes, biglou1985 a dit :

No, but maybe I should have gotten a career working in a woman's shoe store. 🤔😄

If they turned you down for that job, just dig your heels in and they might change their mind😁

Posted
46 minutes ago, biglou1985 said:

No, but maybe I should have gotten a career working in a woman's shoe store. 🤔😄

🤣 Al Bundy was a shoe salesman. 👍

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Posted
41 minutes ago, northguy said:

Tell them your name is Bruno, and that you're homosexual.

That trick  always scares the girls away, and you can relax.

 

😄 I have no problem scaring them away, and the ones that don’t run away assume I’m gay. 🤣

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Maxbell said:

🤣 Al Bundy was a shoe salesman. 👍

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Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

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